- hideous Riddler videos
- so happy together
- re: the reference in a recent Riddler comic by xanykaos
- the Question and Rorschach also by xanykaos

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[17:20] flik: Does Ra's have a son in the comics? :o
[17:20] kai: you mean besides Talia?
[17:20] kai: *bricked*
[17:20] flik: XD
[17:20] jilli: I don't thi--pffff
[17:20] sho: XDDD
[17:21] flik: Well
[17:21] flik: She SORT OF becomes his son in Batman Beyond, I guess
[17:21] kai: ..............
[17:21] jilli: ha! so true
[17:21] sho: o.0
[17:21] flik: In a really messed up twisted kinda way?
[17:21] kai: wow, thanks for the reminder of that
[17:21] flik: Ra's takes over her body >.>
[17:21] kai: sob Ra's, so creepy
[17:21] flik: And, uh, makes out with Bruce in it
[17:21] flik: So I hear
[17:21] kai: yes .____.
[17:22] sho: O.O
[17:22] flik: I missed that episode apparently :<
[17:22] flik: I HAVE TO YOUTUBE IT
[17:22] jilli: just one kiss >_>
[17:22] flik: That's all it takes
[17:22] jilli: haha
[17:22] kai: XD
[17:22] flik: YOU KNOW HE'D BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR DECADES

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[16:49] <Kai> kai: he is the trampiest Robin
[16:49] <Kai> sara: He really is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: but
[16:49] <Kai> sara: look who his mother is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: /:
[16:49] <Kai> kai: XD point
[16:49] <Kai> sara: lol
[16:49] <Kai> kai: You know what, I would have loved to see Jason tell Damian he'd banged his mother
[16:49] <Kai> sara: oh
[16:49] <Kai> sara: my
[16:49] <Kai> sara: god
[16:49] <Kai> sara: that would be nothing short of amazing
[16:49] <Bobo> Oracle: *expertly photoshops Talia into all sorts of compromising positions for this purpose*
[16:50] <Bobo> Talia: D: noes they be questionin my virtuez
[16:50] <Jillibean> Terry: Shut up, /Ra's/.

4chan has trolled Omegle far too many times for this to work, really, but it still yielded some lols. Here are Somarium's too.

Also, the most recent dare meme.

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<fiasco> Is Omegle what Darkseid uses to chat?

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[02:05] leah: hush/slade
[02:05] leah: watersports
[02:05] leah: no wait that's ic

Look, if you don't understand these.... it's just for the best.


[02:30] * Ray composes slow, romantic music to fit to your heartbeat, which Superman is listening to from two miles away, JohnB.
[02:32] * Ray is in the sewers altering the piping with plans carefully constructed by Superman so that your waste products may be collected by him and used as a sculptural medium for Superman's ongoing project of a bust devoted to you, JohnB, his passionate love. Even such base materials are sacred to him, having passed through the gates and valves of your body.
[02:32] * Ray loves you, JohnB. Loves you with the intensity of Superman thrashing against the waves of a thousand burning suns in order to burn your image forever into his retinas.
[02:34] * Ray steps back to allow Superman to gnaw off one of your legs, JohnB, so that he may later reguritate the flesh, hardening it around the bone and creating a rather unsanitary club with which he will use to beat you to death so that your corpse may provide his beloved Batman with a mystery to solve.
[02:34] <JohnB> ...where did you get these
[02:34] <Ray> I made them.

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[01:37] * Ray has been slowly but carefully posioning your wine, Cait, with a chemical supplied by Superman so that when you pass on your brains and other vital organs will turn to liquid so that your body may be more easily mummified and the liquids drunk by Superman who is eternally thirsty for your entire being.
[01:38] <Metody> RAY
[01:39] * Ray breathes shallowly against the back of your neck with the same intensity as Superman, Metody

[01:02] abby: eh, it's a Scott episode
[01:02] claire: lol nobody cares about scott.
[01:03] takhys: Not even Mister Sinister.
[01:04] kay: just emma
[01:04] tk: back in the day my comix buddy and i had this running gag about how cyclops's mouth in the comics was, frequently, either totally closed or screaming wide open. never just talking normally. we'd yell random shit like "GOODNIGHT JEAN GREEEYYYY" at each other. the end.
[01:04] ariel: lol
[01:05] tk: or we'd converse by saying "jean" back and forth to each other.
[01:05] takhys: Scott = Horatio Caine?
[01:06] anna: scott cannot be horatio caine because horatio can take his sunglasses OFF.
[01:07] ariel: scott would take off
[01:07] ariel: a pair of sunglasses
[01:07] ariel: that are over
[01:07] ariel: another pair of sunglasses

[21:36] <Kai> Ahahaha I saw and it's lovely <3 Reading Countdown has me in a MOST UNSEXY MOOD but I shall see what I can do XD
[21:37] <Jillian> HAHHAHAHA
[21:37] <Jillian> Oh Countdown
[21:37] <Jillian> more like Cockblockdown amirite
[21:38] <Kai> Hahaha seriously
[21:38] <Kai> Jason: *Acts like a jilted lover when Kyle shows up.*
[21:39] <Jillian> Kyle: *giant green chicken*
[21:40] <Kai> Jason: *Punches B|*
[21:40] <Jillian> man I should read Kyle's stuff. He's such a derp, he's like the worst GL ever and his poor girlfriend in the fridge.
[21:40] <Jillian> Kyle: *blocks... with chicken* 8D
[21:40] <Kai> Hahahaha
[21:41] <Kai> Jason: ... Damn it >:|
[21:41] <Jillian> Donna: Guyyyyysss quit it *bitchwhine*
[21:42] <Kai> Jason: ... *Shoots in the face*
[21:42] <Jillian> snork
[21:43] <Jillian> WHAT IT WAS AT THE LOWEST SETTING !!!!!! GEEZ GUYS >:O
[21:43] <Kai> YEAH GEEZ AND BOB UNCLOAKED IT
[21:43] <Kai> be...cause he could read Jason's intent
[21:43] <Jillian> if you know what I mean
[21:43] <Kai> They made a ~connection~
[21:43] <Jillian> IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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[21:44] <Jillian> You should write a Very Secret Diary for Jason all during Countdown.
[21:45] <Kai> pfffhahaha
[21:46] <Kai> "Donna's neckline changed again. More boobs, sweet."
[21:46] <Jillian> hahahahah
[21:46] <Slarti> "Still not Batman."
[21:46] <Kai> XD
[21:46] <Jillian> HAHA yes thank you Slarti
[21:47] <Kai> Jason: "This issue Kyle turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Finally shut up."
[21:48] <Jillian> Kyle: "This issue I turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Jason smelled delicious. Was horrified into silence."

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[14:43] <Jillibean> hahahahahahha
[14:45] <Slarti> snorrrrt
[14:45] * Jillibean cries laughing at Jaime
[14:47] <Jillibean> I'M THE PRETTIEST TIME PRINCESS B|
[14:48] <Slarti> hahaha

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- "Ooh Captain America: a fan-fiction"
- Canon Kreeptonian
- B-belt buckle lmao
- Aww.jpg
- Auugh.jpg

<Bobo> Candlejack, you have the ability to spread great fe

- the only thing Liefield has ever drawn well
- Batman is the master of one more art
- Hey! What're you doin--
- The facts of life
- And that's why I registered
- Everybody loves Dick
- For some reason, I laughed harder when I thought it said "paper"
- Subtle shopping
- The Anti-Life Engine
- "He's gonna fuck up people's shit in Blackest Night."
- Killing Wolverine
- YYYYEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH.
- Mr. Freeze vs. Captain Cold
- Um... is it Batman?
- Pictures of pictures
- We love you, Green Lantern!

Ever since I started playing at capeandcowl I have been completely distracted. Here are some hilarious DC-related links from our spam comm.

Dating Chart meme - look for Batman's, I think on the third page.
Like a Boss - okay, fine, this is totally about Iron Man and not anything to do with DC.
Tags relevant - in which we talk about the Riddler.
Cry Wolf - the game also known as werewolf or mafia. Watch who dies! See who is a wolf! O, the drama!
Trailer Triplets - what would happen if Bullseye, Carnage, and Black Mask lived together in a trailer park? They get drawn as cats, that's what.
Moar kitties - what it says
Demotivational Meme - "Breasts: Because you can't motorboat personalities".
The Disneyland Meme - everyfuckingbody goes to Disneyland, all right?
Liefield GTFO - I just died in your arms tonight. Bonus Marla Elliot.
Mystery Drink Meme - search for all three instances of Batman trying to kryptonite-punch Smallville!Clark.
Things that matter in life - Duh.
Slow motion you guys - sslloowwmmoo
Buy Shamwow or I'll blow things up - as it says
Thomas Elliot insults Bullseye and Carnage - that's right, THOMAS. ELLIOT.
Best Spidey app ever - Now this is a story.

[12:21] <Jillibean> "Jon Osterman/Bruce Wayne, PG-13" ha ha ha oh you.
[12:21] <Terana> Oh, internet.
[12:21] <Terana> No.
[12:22] <Jillibean> written by "bubastis", incidentally.
[12:22] <Jillibean> ... 32 minutes ago?
[12:23] * Terana throws things.
[12:23] <Terana> Damn cat.
[12:24] <Jillibean> hahaha the author's note: "I really have no idea what this is. I've been awake since Thursday night."
[12:24] <Terana> Here, young one. I will help you sleep.
[12:24] <Terana> Forever.
[12:24] <Jillibean> X3
[12:25] <Nix> lol
[12:25] <Jillibean> "Jonathan Osterman is blue. Blue, and he glows. Blue, glowing, and god-like. Blue, glowing, god-like, and speaking of God, God, he looks good in a suit. Plus, he sort of sparkles." nooooooooo
[12:25] <Nix> hahahahaha
[12:25] <Nix> and he is a vampire
[12:25] <Nix> btw
[12:25] <Terana> rghgsa
[12:27] <Nix> Rorschach: Hurm. Would not have suspected. Manhattan a homosexual. Perhaps why miss Juspecyk dresses so provocatively.
[12:27] <Terana> pfff.
[12:28] <Terana> "A homosexual body and a heterosexual one contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference"
[12:30] <Tod> it could contain more particles, if you know what I'm sayin'
[12:30] <Tod> ><
[12:30] <Jillibean> lulz
[12:30] <Nix> hahahahaha
[12:30] <Terana> "...shut up, Adrian."

<Jeribot> OH MAN did you see someone on my intro post was like 'Now I want to play Hellboy! Except I don't have time!' and I was like "No of course not! You should never! I MEAN. YES. DO IT."
<Slarti> That person could play Hellboy, but then due to lack of time, he's always busy off somewhere else, having his own standalone adventures while the rest of the BPRD gets fucked up by frogs and under-dwellers.
<Jeribot> hahah
<Slarti> Not that I'm making any particular sort of meta-commentary, *Mike*.

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<Jillibean> I don't know why this makes me laugh.
<Jillibean> I think it's because the mudkip is like :|
<Kai> XD
<Slarti> The mudkip's true purpose... is *sinister*.

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<RayCookies> Me and Frank Miller
<RayCookies> we're like (crosses fingers)
<RayCookies> This
<Jillian> his whores are your whores
<RayCookies> (nods sagely) Dude, once. He even let me burn one up in a vat of butterscotch
<RayCookies> We drank fizzless cola
<Jillian> snork
<RayCookies> and nodded to each other

<t-biscuit> Oh man, I never caught this before, haha.
<t-biscuit> Harvey: "You've known [Rachel] her whole life!" Alfred: "Not yet, sir." DUN DUN FORESHADOWING
<Slarti> ahaha
<Karra> hahahahaha
<Karra> Alfred: *in on the conspiracy*, obviously
<Slarti> I just figured that, as a level 20+ Butler, Alfred had a form of precognition that was useful not only for knowing when Bruce needs him for something, but also being up on the plot.
<Karra> He needs to level up on 'telling people' then.
<Slarti> Heavens, no. The Butler is the epitome of discretion.
<Karra> Rachel: Thanks, Alfred. Good job.

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<Jillian> haha, what was All Star Alfred like anyway? I only remember him from the first issue, being Totally Manly and rescuing what's-her-face the reporter chick.
<Kai> Oh god, yeah
<Kai> Uh he... boxes
<Jillian> there was that whole spread which was like a romance novel cover-- oh lol
<Kai> And goes around shirtless saving reporter chicks in distress
* Jillian imagines comics!Alfred going "oh my".
<Kai> X3
<Kai> And he sneaks Dick hamburgers and fries
<Jillian> awww.
<Kai> ... man, All Star Alfred is the TRUE hero in that series
<Jillian> All Star Alfred should get his own title.
<Kai> Hahaha yes
<Jillian> all the narration is like "fuck, Bruce is psychotic ._. what did I do wrong??"
<Kai> X3
<Jillian> "Vicki Vale won't stop calling ;_;"
<Kai> "Damn these blasted, reckless female reporters. Always getting themselves into a predicament from which only a true gentleman such as myself may rescue them, and I without even my shirt."
<Jillian> XD
<Kai> "Master Bruce still hasn't shaved. One wonders why I bother to prepare the damn bathroom at all, but it's a step above pressing the blasted /suit/."
<Kai> ... can't stop, send help
<Jillian> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
<Kai> Uh uh THERE MAYO-NLY BE ONE CURE

<Jillian> ... /co/. No. (Why did I start reading again??)
<Jillian> "Sailor Moon Written by Frank Miller
<Jillian> What would it be like? Would you read it?"
<Rahne42> .......
<Slarti> hahahah
<Slarti> "By the Power of the Goddamned Moon..."
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Kaa> fast hands, big mouth...
<Jillian> at least the whores are already written in? *ducks*

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<Jillian> ................... is anyone following Final Crisis
<Jillian> not that it matters because I'm going to WTF right now about Inertia's magical girl transformation
<Slarti> Nooooo, it's a trap!
<Jillian> hfjdshfkjsdh goddamnit Piper turned himself in. fuck your conscience! anti-life equation, Piper! garharkjdhfjkd. >:O
<Slarti> Yeah, but Jill, acknowledging that Piper has Anti-Life would mean acknowledging Countdown.
<Slarti> And do you really want to do that?
<Jillian> Libra totally said it! It's too late!
<Slarti> Who? I don't know who you're talking about. In fact, I'm not even sure what comics you're referring to. Are you sure you're feeling all right?


No. No, I'm not feeling all right at all. ;___; But this makes me feel better.

Oh man. This is all I got.

Well, and Eddie, who has apparently finally been outriddled. Will this cause him to take overwrought and oversized revenge on the entire earth?

What would Grant Morrison think?

Also, though this is not strictly comics business and everybody knows about it already, I love Warren Ellis's Twitter. This is one of my favorite sequences thus far:

<Karra> Hm.
<Slarti> What I wonder is.
<Slarti> Did he dye his hair, or are we supposed to believe that he ~*plastic surgeoned*~ black hair instead of red?
<Kai> Huh, I guess he looks kinda like Bruce, if Bruce had almost entirely black, soulless pits for eyes.
<Karra> Which is crazier?
<Karra> And more illogical?
<Kai> A wizard did it.
<Slarti> Best Self-Operating Plastic Surgeon In The World
<Karra> Theory: Hush stalked Bruce Wayne's barber for...a year or so, and transplanted the follicles into his own head, and THEN he got Poison Ivy to make him some Fancy Herbal Shampoo that turns transplanted hair into your own.
<Jillian> countdown to Bruce!Hush/Batman porn in 3...2...

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<Karra> part of me
<Karra> hopes hush DOES secretly replace Batman with his folgers crystal
<Slarti> So, pretty much the same thing as Final Crisis, only Batman-specific.
<Slarti> I don't want to know about Hush's Folger's Crystal.

<Slarti> R'azz al Ghul.
<Gabriel> hee hee
<Jillian> R'azz al Ghul doubts your commitment to the League of Sparkle Motion.
<Kai> Pfffhahaha
<Kai> R'Pattz Al Ghul?

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<Kurt> I hereby DEMAND that our Razzleberry Ghoul have that as an icon.
<Karra> Razzleberry Ghoul makes me think that now he is a cartoon character ala Huckleberry Hound
<Jillian> he definitely has a cereal
<Jillian> it has marshmellows..... and fear
<Kurt> Bruce and Jonathan have a secret bond because they shared a Master.
<Jillian> hee hee hee
<Terana> Heeee.
<Kurt> ...So if Crane has gone over to the Dark Side and Bruce remains Pure and True*
<Karra> The cereal is like...
<Karra> lucky charms

• Guess who this is. Hint: it's our favorite joke.
  
• .... is this for real
  
• MADAGASCAR!!!
  
• this just looks awkward.
  
• Fucking d'awwww (baby what)

Now, more daily schedules of comic book writers!

Will Eisner
12:00 AM - 5:38 PM - DEAD
5:39 PM - 5:42 PM - Slightly rolls in his grave.
5:43 PM - 11:59 PM - DEAD

Garth Ennis
5:30 am: Wake up, take piss
6:00 am: Eats breakfast while making dick jokes to his pet dog
7:00 am - 9:00 AM: PENISPENISPENIS
10 to Noon: Hits someone with car to get pictures of gore
12:30 pm - 1:00 pm: THEY PUT THE SIGHTS ON TOP FOR A REASON
1:00-2:00 pm: Hangs out with Billy next door, lights stuff on fire
2:00 pm - 3:00 pm: Grabs another man's crotch for no apparent reason
3:00 pm to 4:00 pm: Writes some Punisher MAX, is sure to include lots of penis jokes.
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm: Mom calls me up to dinner =(
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm: Writes more Punisher Max
7:00 pm-12:00 am: I NEED A DOZEN ASIAN WHORES
12:00 am to 5:30 am: Sleep

<Jillian> ........... /co/. Why have you turned Jason Todd into Candlejack. God, I'm not even going to DO the whole "abduction" thing it's so overdo
<YumeFhtagn> *snerk*
* Mephron has joined #basementooc
<Terana> XD
<takhys> Don't say his name or you'll invoke him again.
<takhys> omg.
<takhys> Meph is Candlejack. I always kne
<Badge> LOLS
<Terana> Wait, so Candlejack is Mephro
<Badge> Doesn't that mean that saying Mephron's name result in your sen
* Candlejack has joined #basementooc
<Candlejack> DO I NEED TO CHARTER A BUS?

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* Candlejack is now known as Guest33190
<Jillian> HAHAhaha
<Terana> XD
<Guest33190> Who took my name?
<Jillian> clearly, Batman took it.

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<Slarti> LOL. "Have you ever thought about co-writing with Grant Morrison?"   "God, no, that man's on drugs! He's just sitting there going 'The cornflakes are talking to me.'"
* Slarti pictures Warren whacking Grant with his cane until Grant takes his meds.

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Incidentally, did you know Alé Garza's favorite music? Highlight to find out! "i'm really into ho-down music. there is no greater sound than blowing into a jug. hoohoohoohoohoo"

<Rahne42> Swamp Thing's adorable.
<Terana> Oosa cyoot widdle earth elemental?
<Jillibean> Snerk.
<Slarti> snork
<Jillibean> Bette: This bean sprout is adorable! :D
<Kai> John: *Pours water on it B|*
<Jillibean> Blake: *pours beer on it B|*
<Slarti> Blake's intestinal flora: *have a mild spontaneous revolt*
<Jillibean> bean sprout: *magically changes to pot plant on John's birthday!*

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<Jillian> .... Damnit, Hellblazer. (nsfw 4chan link that has expired and everyone is happier for it)
<Shard> ...
<Shard> That's disturbing.
<Skylanth> ew ugh, why did I CLICK
<Nix> you know, Jill, when I saw that link I was about to type "*crosses fingers and hopes for dog sex*"
<Jillian> hahahahaha
<Nix> but it's somehow less funny when it's true

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* Ziggy is doubtful about tapioca's stainingness.
<Pink> Tapioca is serious business, man. Serious. Business.
<Hastur> erm. Never having had tapioca invade my clothing, I can't say.
<Ziggy> ...Clothing invasion by tapioca. Hm.
<Jillibean> tapioca: *cousins of the Source?*
<Kai> Tapioca: Why everyone hate us ;___;
<Jillibean> I wub tapioca pudding >:3
<Kai> ... So apparently, Tarzan-speak cousin of The Source
<Jillibean> hahahaha
<Kai> Tapioca: Yay! Tapioca am loved! We so happy! :D
<Mephron> Tapioca: the Bizarro-Source.
<Jillibean> snrk.
<Kai> Note to self: stop playing foodstuffs, it'll make The Condiment King REALLY WEIRD to play
<Kai> ... not that I'm planning to >_>
<Jillibean> hahahahaha kai
<Jillibean> I can see him now, with his little cart.
<Jillibean> Tim tackles him on sheer principle.
<Kai> Hahahaha
<Kai> CK: Wha- NO! Taken off the menu before my entree!
* Jillibean dead
<Kai> So I shouldn't make him for the big upcoming RP event is what you're saying
<Kai> ... Or Battle Royale 2
<Jillibean> pfffhahahahaha
<Jillibean> Kevin: ... :9
<Kai> CK: D: Don't you get saucy with me!

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And now, conversations between Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne, as found by Kay. Faaaascinating.
But hey. Why so serious, Tara Banks? And gee, just who is Norman talking about...?

Now pay tribute to Dadseid!

Batman disapproves. But how bad could it be?

Misty wants to know if she can has an appearance nao. (Answer: nyoro~n.)


<Jillian> hahaha, random fantasy name generator. "Nimblehands"
<Jillian> as last name??
<Slarti> (Little Robin Nimblehands. Known also for his big mouth.)

I had way more quotes, but my computer restarted.

Can you guess where these are fro--/co/. Also, if you squint, there's DC-related material in there. Shut up, I keep forgetting to save quotes from the channel.



WHAT IF... THE DAILY BUGLE WERE ACTUALLY A FRENCH BAKERY?
I want crepes! Crepes shaped like Spider-Man!

WHAT IF HANK PYM WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL AND PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE?

WHAT IF... PETER PARKER HAD LIVED IN THE 18TH CENTURY?
Parker, I want woodcuts! Woodcuts of Spider-Man!

WHAT IF... INSTEAD OF BEING THE SORCERER SUPREME, DR. STRANGE WAS A SUPREME PIZZA?

WHAT IF CYCLOP'S FORCE BLASTS TURNED PEOPLE GAY?

WHAT IF... THE THING WAS A REAL ESTATE AGENT AND ALSO A NINJA, BUT ONLY AT NIGHT WHEN A SEPARATE PERSONALITY TOOK OVER? ALSO, HE COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER & HAD A PET PTERODACTYL?
Go back to bed, Grant.

WHAT IF... PETER PARKER WAS BITTEN BY ANOTHER SMALLER SPIDER-MAN?

WHAT IF... NAMOR PUT ON SOME GODDAMN PANTS?

WHAT IF... WHAT IF J JONAH JAMESON BECAME THE HERALD OF GALACTUS?
PARKER! I WANT PLANETS... PLANETS WITH SPIDER-MAN!

WHAT IF... CABLE DIDN'T HAVE ANY POUCHES?

WHAT IF... A JOKE WASN'T RUN INTO THE GROUND?

WHAT IF... WE JUST MOVED IN TOGETHER, I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD GET HITCHED OR ANYTHING BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, AND WE COULD SPLIT THE RENT AND OH GOD THIS IS SO AWKWARD IN SO MANY WAYS

WHAT IF THE LIZARD THREW A ROCK AT SPIDER-MAN! IT'S A BIG ROCK!

WHAT IF THE PUNISHER WAS ACTUALLY A RENEGADE DENTAL ASSISTANT?

WHAT IF... WE TOOK THIS CARROT CAKE, AND CUT IT INTO SMALL CUBES, AND THEN WE - GET THIS - WE PUT THOSE FUCKING CARROT CAKE CUBES INTO A BOWL - STAY WITH ME NOW THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS INTENSE - AND THEN WE POUR MOTHER FUCKING MILK ON THE CARROT CAKE CUBES. WHAT IF WE DID THAT.