I Can't Believe It's Not Infinite Crisis! (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dc_grouptherapy) wrote,@ 2008-04-24 05:02:00 |
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A day in the life...
... of your favorite comic book creators! As originally presented by /co/, but transcribed for YOU with LOVE.
Frank Miller
Alan Moore
Grant Morrison
Stan Lee
Ed Brubaker
And in case you didn't look at the original posts, here are two lovely anon comments about Ed Brubaker:
Finally, Scans_Daily weighs in on the upcoming Capcom vs. DC game:
... of your favorite comic book creators! As originally presented by /co/, but transcribed for YOU with LOVE.
| 9:00 AM | Wake up. |
| 9:01 - 9:30 AM | Practice stare in the mirror. |
| 9:31 - 10:00 AM | Breakfast. |
| 10:01 - 2:00 PM | Visit various forums, argue with other users why Batman would win in a fight with Superman. |
| 2:01 - 3:00 PM | Lunch with movie executive, planning next Hollywood project. |
| 3:01 - 4:30 PM | Work on next project, but face severe writer's block. |
| 4:31 - 5:30 PM | Work on drawing skills to try to lose writer's block. |
| 5:31 - 5:35 PM | Upload artwork under pseudonym on DeviantArt. |
| 5:35 - 6:30 PM | Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. What the hell, only one favorite?! |
| 6:31 - 7:30 PM | Sit on a bench in the park near house, creepily staring at little kids. |
| 7:36 - 10:45 PM | All that practice pays off! Asked to leave park by a police officer. |
| 7:36 - 10:45 PM | WHORES! WHORES! WHORES! |
| 10:46 - 12:00 PM | Writer's block gone. Finish latest issue of All-Star Batman and Robin. |
| 12:01 - 8:59 AM | Sleep. |
Alan Moore
| 6:00 PM | Wake up. |
| 6:01 - 7:00 PM | Beard trim, necessary to keep its power in check. |
| 7:01 - 8:00 PM | Sex with wife. |
| 8:01 - 9:00 PM | Sex with lover. |
| 9:01 - 11:30 PM | Meditation and prayer to the snake god in private room. |
| 11:31 - 12:00 AM | Daily meal. Consists only of spices and tree bark. |
| 12:01 - 4:00 AM | Wander streets of England, talking to homeless bums to get ideas for next project. |
| 4:01 - 4:30 AM | Look for a movie theater that is showing latest adaption of his comics. |
| 4:31 - sunrise | Perform ancient magic ritual to curse that movie theater. |
| sunrise - 4:00 PM | Write next project in private room. |
| 4:01 - 6:00 PM | Sleep. |
Grant Morrison
| 4:00 AM | Wake up. |
| 4:30 - 6:30 AM | Acid. |
| 6:31 - 7:30 AM | Meditation. |
| 7:31 - 8:30 PM | Think of idea for Final Crisis: base story on Epic of Gilgamesh. Make Darkseid a cross-dressing bisexual with the power to create life with his saliva. Record idea on parchment with feather quill. |
| 7:34 - 8:30 PM | Breakfast. |
| 8:30 - 9:00 PM | Prepare disguise as old gypsy woman. |
| 9:01 - 5:00 PM | Work secret second job as Tarot-reading fortune teller (Tuesdays and Thursdays only). |
| 5:01 - 7:30 PM | Dinner. Spend time waiting for food by drawing All-Star Superman breakdowns on back of napkins, then tear them into little pieces and burn them. |
| 8:01 - 9:30 PM | Porn analysis. |
| 9:31 - 11:30 PM | Kung-fu death tournament against Warren Ellis and Frank Quitely. |
| 11:31 - 3 AM | Late night anti-gravity meditation session, then sleep. |
Stan Lee
| 9:00 AM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 9:01 - 9:30 AM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 9:31 - 10:00 AM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 10:01 - 2:00 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 2:01 - 3:00 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 3:01 - 4:30 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 4:31 - 5:30 PM | Call Quesada. |
| 5:31 - 5:35 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 5:35 - 6:30 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 6:31 - 7:30 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 7:36 - 10:45 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 7:36 - 10:45 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 10:46 - 12:00 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
| 12:01 - 8:59 PM | EXCELSIOR! |
Ed Brubaker
| 5:00 PM | Wake up. |
| 5:01 - 5:30 PM | Meal. Consists only of cigarettes and alcohol. |
| 5:31 - 7:00 PM | Plot new ways to toy with our hearts. Kill Daredevil? Make Iron Fist lose his hands? Turn Captain America into a woman? |
| 7:01 - 7:15 PM | Walk to local police station. |
| 7:16 - 8:00 PM | Go through police archive, find unresolved case. |
| 8:01 - 12:00 AM | Deep undercover. |
| 12:01 - 12:05 AM | Case is solved. Criminal is arrested. |
| 12:06 - 3:00 AM | Write furiously in office. |
| 3:01 - 6:00 AM | Commit perfect crime and get away with it. |
| 6:01 - 7:00 AM | Sex with supermodel. |
| 7:01 - 7:15 AM | Martini. Shaken, not stirred. |
| 7:16 AM | Sleep with two guns under pillow. |
And in case you didn't look at the original posts, here are two lovely anon comments about Ed Brubaker:
#1: I hope I don't come off as too weird, but I would really like to give this man a blowjob. Just as a token of my appreciation, you know?... hot.
#2: It's a little weird. I mean, come on, just a blowjob?
Finally, Scans_Daily weighs in on the upcoming Capcom vs. DC game:
If someone performs a fatality on Spoiler, does she get a memorial?Hot.
Is Dan Didio the final boss? And if so, is Adam Beechen the fatality he performs on Cass?
Do the Superbuddies get special Friendship finishing moves?
Can Barbara Gordon be a Kombatant? Her finishing move can be pressing the A button, then the entire Justice League dog-piles her enemy.
If Superboy-Prime performs his Fatality and punches through time, does the game turn into Street Fighter 2?
Will Ralph and Sue randomly possess the Kombatants and make out?
And the most pressing question of all... is Ambush Bug unlockable?
