By way of explanation: we were all hivemind-reading this awesome blog that summarizes Goosebump books. You know, those R.L. Stine books from the 90s? With... somewhat questionable plots?

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<Kai> "Gretchen pours drain cleaner, rat poison, amonia, and turpentine into the pie. I think Clark was onto something earlier when he said they weren't any good at making pies."
<Jillibean> "Kermit's latest experiment is to place tarantulas on Evan's head." ???? lololol.
<Jillibean> hahahaha that's Rip and Booster. "In order to go back in time and save Ted, you need to let me put this GIGANTIC FUCKING SPIDER on your head. B|"
<Kai> AHAHAA
<Slarti> haha
<Kai> Booster: ... Now you're just making this shit up >:O
<Jeri> HAAHA
<Jillibean> Skeets: But sir, it's Ted!
<Kai> Booster: ....................................... okay put the spider on my head ._.

<kai> ............... Are
<kai> Are Booster's lasers
<kai> Really, really called "Booster Shots"
<Jillian> hahahahahahahaha

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(Talking about holographic image inducers)
<Jillian> ahjslhfahahaha Skeets should get one. And he can take the form of every cute animal sidekick, ever. Or, when he's bored, just a floating head.
<kai> Ahahahaha MFY
<Jillian> Skeets: *floating Rip head*
<kai> Skeets via Rip head: B|   Booster: WHAT DID I- wait. Skeets D:<
<Jillian> X3 X3
<Jillian> Skeets: BOOSTER TIME IS HARDENED, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
<kai> Booster: Don't you lecture me, Mr. NO MAN ESCAPES ME.
<Jillian> Skeets: But I am RIP HUNTER, stubbly man of SCIENCE ACTION!

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* kai browses for characters that have appeared with Boo- ... /Awkward Man/???
<kai> Who the fuck
<kai> AWKWARD MAN.
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Atreyu> So, the normal team-up for Booster, then?

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<kai> Superboy appears to be trying to show Spoiler how to shake her booty whilst Cass hangs out on the ceiling.
<FP> Cass likes to watch.
<Jillian> Lulz, I see Animal Man is on the floor. AWESOME
<kai> this is the comic that panel is from
<Jillian> aaaand Batman is at the bar. scaring away would-be underage drinkers, no doubt.
<kai> Seriously, it's like, this party was designed to catch Poison Ivy?
<kai> Why did this require the entire Batfamily plus a million
<Jillian> Yeah, if anybody, you'd think they would be CONSPICUOUSLY PARTY POOPER ABSENT.
<kai> You'd think. Maybe they advertised it as a costume party.
<kai> SUPRISE! BATFUCKED.

<Jillian> wh.....at
<Kai_> "over 63 metahuman abilities" what, not OVER NIIIIINE THOOOOOOUUUUSAAAAND?
<Kai_> Also I do not think parallel universe probability works that way :(
<Jillian> hahaha WHAT?? OUTRAGEOUS, KAI
<Kai_> "countermeasures against Themysciran magic in the event of an Amazon Attack" O RLY
<Kai_> I wonder if Attack was capitalised BEFORE that series
<Kai_> "He hits Wally West with a beam that takes away his protective aura, so that the very act of running damages him faster than his Healing Factor can keep up with" Wally has what. ... Speed Force >:/
<Terana> EVERYONE has a healing factor, baby.
<Jillian> "Triumph later came under the influence of a malign Thunderbolt named Lkz" .... really. "Lkz"?
<Slarti> Ah, yes.
<Terana> Unless they're wimminz. Then cold temperatures'll neutralise it.
<Terana> *roundabout*
<Jillian> At the end of this arc, the Spectre transformed Triumph into ice and prepared to smash him with a hammer, but was stopped by a compassionated plea by the angel Zauriel.
<Jillian> His ice form was stored in the Justice League headquarters. Grant Morrison, the writer of this story, later destroyed the headquarters, but forgot to remove Triumph from there, presumably killing him in the process.
<Jillian> Yay, Grant!
<Kai_> Thunderbolts need no vowels
<Kai_> And lulz
<Kai_> So the JLA can terraform Mars, but only if the Earth needs evacuating, bitches.
<Terana> Well, you know what they call proactive heroes.
<Terana> Tony Stark.
<Jillian> hahahahaa
<Terana> :(
<Slarti> Thunderbolts are from the 5th Dimension. They don't use vowels; just ask Mxyzptlk.

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<Jillian> "A brilliant doctor named Dr. Engstrom reconnected his optic nerves to his fingertips, enabling him to see through them." I'm not sure we're all using the same definition of "brilliant", here.
<Kai_> ... Hahaha um
<Terana> Eyes do not work like that. ._.
<Kai_> That's... no.
<Shard> That word you keep using. I do not think it means what you think it means.
<Jillian> "I've reconnected your eyes to your FINGERS!!"     "BRILLIANT!!!!"
<Mattybee> "MAN MASTURBATING IS SO WEIRD NOW >_<"
<Terana> It's a Guinness commercial!
<Kai_> Thanks, Matty, for taking it there
<Mattybee> No problem

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In other news, Grant Morrison is insane, which we knew but now we know. It's magic!