[12:57] Jillian: I just realized my entire image of what warehouses look like on the inside is completely formed by Batman: the Animated Series.
[12:58] Treyu: ...Yes.
[12:58] Jillian: I mean, really, it's not like I get to go visit warehouses ever? Or see full shots of them on TV. But still. BATMAN.
[12:58] Treyu: I have a few 80s movies and some Power Ranger sets to back that up, but it's mostly Batman.
[12:59] Treyu: With plenty of floor space for fighting, that sort of thing.
[12:59] Jillian: heh heh. and extra crates just hanging around for people to be kicked into.
[12:59] Kai: hahaha yes
[12:59] Treyu: Crowbars lying in handy areas....
[13:00] Treyu: The occasional fire hazard, but only if needed for the plot.

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[19:29] Kai: it's kind of like shirtless Ra's - oh wait
[19:30] Slarti: haha
[19:30] TK: YOU LEAVE SHIRTLESS RA'S OUT OF THIS
[19:30] Kai: NEVER.
[19:31] TK: That is between him and Batman and everyone else who was around at the time, and wow that sounded worse than I even intended, but I'm leaving it just so.

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[19:33] TK: There is a whole blog dedicated to shirtless superheroes.
[19:34] TK: ...this cover is weird, why is he holding the whole costume if Bruce is still wearing pants
[19:34] TK: Does he wear pants UNDER HIS PANTS?
[19:34] TK: How crafty
[19:35] Claire: well when you know ra's is probably going to undress you like a creeper the second you pass out
[19:35] Claire: more pants become a good idea
[19:36] Slarti: It's his spare costume. Ra's raided his luggage from his hotel room, for extra creepy.
[19:37] Jeri: HAHAHAH
[19:38] Jeri: you guys are great.
[19:38] Jeri: that's all.

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[17:20] Jillian: SFW
[17:23] Kai: ffffft
[17:23] Kai: The Blackest Night issue of Booster Gold is EXACTLY like that (no it's not)

06:09] kai: Ra's al Chameleon
[06:10] kai: or al Gecko
[06:10] tk: Ducard cannot lick his own eyes. Just...for the record
[06:10] claire: ra's al fortunately retaining his sanity thanks to a lack of lazarus pits
[06:10] tk: (says you)
[06:10] claire: HAHAHA
[06:11] claire: seriously, just
[06:11] claire: someday
[06:11] claire: bruce and henri have to see animated ra's
[06:11] claire: somehow
[06:11] kai: fjhgfdss XD
[06:12] tk: Like I said, Ducard would never ever let him know that he was actually Ra's as well, out of fear that animated guy would be like "REALLY? YOU ARE ALSO ME?" and never leave him alone
[06:12] claire: bruce would basically turn into mjeatingpopcorn.gif
[06:13] claire: "SO THIS IS YOUR GREAT FOUNDER"
[06:13] claire: "THE DUDE YOU'RE EMULATING AND WHOSE LEGACY YOU'RE ALL OBSESSED WITH"
[06:13] claire: glowing nipples.
[06:14] tk: "shut up. p.s. your parents are dead."

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( OH WHAT A TREE, OH WHAT A LEAF )

[20:03] tk: oh my god this sandqixh is hugwe ...ican't even hold it and ytype at gthe same time
[20:03] tk: begone sandwich. anyway it's big.
[20:04] anna: sandqixh is the most awesome way to spell that
[20:05] tk: it looks like it should be pronounced 'sand-quiche'. like it's an arrakis delicacy or something
[20:05] kai: >.>
[20:05] slarti: hahaha There's Kai.
[20:05] jilli: luls.
[20:05] jilli: she's going >.> because she has, in the past, made a sand quiche and just didn't tell us.
[20:06] kai: I only wish I had such culinary expertise
[20:06] kai: Such a mastery of spices, you might say
[20:06] jilli: but you do!
[20:06] jilli: just ask condiment king
[20:07] kai: he's not the most reliable sauce of information
[20:07] mhari: .... KAI
[20:07] kai: XD
[20:07] mhari: /punts

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( Claire's secret. )

[15:13] Jillian: haha, Slarti, I'm reading Blue Beetle #28, and there apparently exists a Grand Theft Gotham. this is SO going directly into my canon.
[15:14] Slarti: heh
[15:14] Claire: =_= fff.
[15:15] Claire: ... i would so play that.
[15:15] Jillian: That would be so awesome.
[15:16] Slarti: Wanted Levels in the game:
* - A beat cop.
** - A cop car.
*** - A few cop cars.
**** - Cop cars and a chopper.
***** - The Batman.
[15:16] Jillian: Hee hee.
[15:18] Slarti: Actually, no, I suppose that "realistically" speaking, it wouldn't work that way... Rather, every time your Wanted Level changes, there's always some percentage chance that you'll just get The Batman, even if all you've done is kill one guy.
[15:18] Claire: hahaha how much would that suck
[15:18] Claire: level 1, you're not even sure how the controls work
[15:18] Claire: surprise: batman.
[15:18] Jillian: hahahah
[15:19] Liz: "YOUR DAYS OF CRIME ARE OVER, SON"
[15:19] Liz: i want it to be 1960's batman >_>
[15:19] Claire: EXPLODING SHARK BONUS LEVEL
[15:19] Slarti: Well, to be fair, if it works like in GTA, you get bagged by the Batman, and it's like getting bagged by the cops: You lose your weapons, you lose some cash for a fine, and then you're let out to resume play from in front of Arkham.

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( That's when you quit, change your name, and leave town. )

....jiiiiii-gu-ly-puuuuuuuuuff >B|

-- Richard Nixon was the best Dick of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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[11:45] jeri: Jillian, let me say first that I have considered how this sounds
[11:45] jeri: and have already rejected several permutations that are worse
[11:45] jeri: I love Dick

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[13:20] RW: HOW COULD THEY MAKE HIM A VILLAIN
[13:20] RW: ;_;
[13:21] jilli: cause he has an eyepatch P)
[13:21] RW: )8
[13:21] RW: that is so not fair
[13:21] RW: nick fury's not a villain!
[13:21] jilli: yes he is
[13:21] jilli: oh wait

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[22:56] kai: Ivy: How sweet. *Sends him cake... laced with belladonna.*
[22:57] jilli: Crane: /doesn't eat cake, how else does he maintain his girlish figure
[22:58] jilli: on the other hand, I find the image of Crane scarfing cake to be hilarious
[22:58] tk: hahaha, scarfing cake
[22:59] tk: Like he's gone without cake for so long that he can't resist anymore, he just goes all out
[22:59] jilli: HAHA
[22:59] kai: XD
[22:59] tk: All "god, what a SHITTY DAY. ...I need a cake." and then he goes and buys a Deep & Delicious frozen cake and sits there eating it alone in his apartment at 2:30 in the morning.

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- guysquint.jpg
- damn memes
- the government is lying to us!!
- this is old but I love it so much - seriously every time I see it I'm like :D

[00:01] <Jillian> terrible. http://r.xtarsia.net/roph/img/random/1179833987258.jpg
[00:04] <Slarti> ...Jill, that picture, WTF.
[00:05] <Jillibean> Basically this page of random pictures is the worst ever and I can't stop looking
[00:05] <Jillibean> Basically it is Takh's fault.
[00:05] <torches> is
[00:05] <torches> that
[00:05] <torches> batman licking an alfred dildo
[00:07] <Metody> An alfredo.
[00:08] <Slarti> >_o
[00:14] <Metody> What else would you call an Alfred dildo?
[00:14] <Metody> It even comes in white sauce!

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[05:33] jilli: I think pb_updates has unbearded (I just typed "unbreaded") gerard butler as a suggestion for Batman, and I just. The amount of jokes to be made.
[05:33] kay: breaded gerard butler wings
[05:33] kay: thigh of butler
[05:33] kay: ...it's 4 AM
[05:34] kay: also what is wrong with balebatman :(
[05:34] jilli: idk
[05:34] atreyu: Besides "HARRAHFJSHA JOKER HAARAGAG"
[05:34] atreyu: Oh we aren't talking about how he talks then.
[05:34] inthessaly: ... lmao
[05:34] kay: HAHAHA

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CANON KREEPTONIAN:
"In Justice League of America #1 (2006), Batman convenes a meeting of the Big Three in the Batcave to discuss membership in the new J.L.A. Superman notes that Bruce must be excited, because his pulse rate is in the forties."

[22:35] ariel: TIM GUNN'S HUGS ARE MADE OF UNICORN SIGHS
[22:35] jilli: *
[22:36] anna: ............tim gunn is the best alfred ever
[22:36] anna: batman comes home covered in bruises, bleeding like whoa
[22:36] anna: tim gunn just stands back and goes "this concerns me."

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[09:47] <Kai> lmao Batman Brave and the Bold
[09:48] <Kai> Ollie: Sounds like you're afraid I'm going to top you again. / Batman: Again? / Ollie: Like always.
[09:48] <Jillian> Pppffffff

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NONE OF YOU ARE DARKSEID'S BOO! YOU ARE ALL DARKSEID'S SLAVES! ALL OF YOU! HUMANS ARE ALL UNWORTHY OF BOO STATUS!

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- hope
- I picked this up off the DC kink meme. Whose is it?
- >:(
- D'AWWWWWW
- Spidey vs. THE WALL
- Spidey goes undercover

Not Always Right: Guess who answers the phone?
Amazing powers.

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[20:39] <Jillian> pfffft
[20:39] <WorkRya> A-at least he isn't eating it sideways. Just ...pierced.
[20:40] <Anniepants> Without actually seeing the picture, Ray, that comment blows my mind.
[20:40] <Yarns> so
[20:40] <Yarns> not clicking that, then

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[17:23] * Jillibean is checking to see if there is another Gotham DR, and runs across the "foxylucius" comm with the subtitle "Touch Mah Nopples Botmon".
[17:23] <Bobo> ................................
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAT
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAAAAAT
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> jill
[17:23] <Cait> what the hell
[17:23] <Bobo> AAAAAAA
[17:23] <Jillibean> :>
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> please tell me you just made that up
[17:23] <Jillibean> I did not
[17:23] <Slarti> ...
[17:23] <Slarti> Well.
[17:24] <Slarti> My, my.
[17:24] <Slarti> Isn't that something.

- hideous Riddler videos
- so happy together
- re: the reference in a recent Riddler comic by xanykaos
- the Question and Rorschach also by xanykaos

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[17:20] flik: Does Ra's have a son in the comics? :o
[17:20] kai: you mean besides Talia?
[17:20] kai: *bricked*
[17:20] flik: XD
[17:20] jilli: I don't thi--pffff
[17:20] sho: XDDD
[17:21] flik: Well
[17:21] flik: She SORT OF becomes his son in Batman Beyond, I guess
[17:21] kai: ..............
[17:21] jilli: ha! so true
[17:21] sho: o.0
[17:21] flik: In a really messed up twisted kinda way?
[17:21] kai: wow, thanks for the reminder of that
[17:21] flik: Ra's takes over her body >.>
[17:21] kai: sob Ra's, so creepy
[17:21] flik: And, uh, makes out with Bruce in it
[17:21] flik: So I hear
[17:21] kai: yes .____.
[17:22] sho: O.O
[17:22] flik: I missed that episode apparently :<
[17:22] flik: I HAVE TO YOUTUBE IT
[17:22] jilli: just one kiss >_>
[17:22] flik: That's all it takes
[17:22] jilli: haha
[17:22] kai: XD
[17:22] flik: YOU KNOW HE'D BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR DECADES

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[16:49] <Kai> kai: he is the trampiest Robin
[16:49] <Kai> sara: He really is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: but
[16:49] <Kai> sara: look who his mother is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: /:
[16:49] <Kai> kai: XD point
[16:49] <Kai> sara: lol
[16:49] <Kai> kai: You know what, I would have loved to see Jason tell Damian he'd banged his mother
[16:49] <Kai> sara: oh
[16:49] <Kai> sara: my
[16:49] <Kai> sara: god
[16:49] <Kai> sara: that would be nothing short of amazing
[16:49] <Bobo> Oracle: *expertly photoshops Talia into all sorts of compromising positions for this purpose*
[16:50] <Bobo> Talia: D: noes they be questionin my virtuez
[16:50] <Jillibean> Terry: Shut up, /Ra's/.

[21:36] <Kai> Ahahaha I saw and it's lovely <3 Reading Countdown has me in a MOST UNSEXY MOOD but I shall see what I can do XD
[21:37] <Jillian> HAHHAHAHA
[21:37] <Jillian> Oh Countdown
[21:37] <Jillian> more like Cockblockdown amirite
[21:38] <Kai> Hahaha seriously
[21:38] <Kai> Jason: *Acts like a jilted lover when Kyle shows up.*
[21:39] <Jillian> Kyle: *giant green chicken*
[21:40] <Kai> Jason: *Punches B|*
[21:40] <Jillian> man I should read Kyle's stuff. He's such a derp, he's like the worst GL ever and his poor girlfriend in the fridge.
[21:40] <Jillian> Kyle: *blocks... with chicken* 8D
[21:40] <Kai> Hahahaha
[21:41] <Kai> Jason: ... Damn it >:|
[21:41] <Jillian> Donna: Guyyyyysss quit it *bitchwhine*
[21:42] <Kai> Jason: ... *Shoots in the face*
[21:42] <Jillian> snork
[21:43] <Jillian> WHAT IT WAS AT THE LOWEST SETTING !!!!!! GEEZ GUYS >:O
[21:43] <Kai> YEAH GEEZ AND BOB UNCLOAKED IT
[21:43] <Kai> be...cause he could read Jason's intent
[21:43] <Jillian> if you know what I mean
[21:43] <Kai> They made a ~connection~
[21:43] <Jillian> IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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[21:44] <Jillian> You should write a Very Secret Diary for Jason all during Countdown.
[21:45] <Kai> pfffhahaha
[21:46] <Kai> "Donna's neckline changed again. More boobs, sweet."
[21:46] <Jillian> hahahahah
[21:46] <Slarti> "Still not Batman."
[21:46] <Kai> XD
[21:46] <Jillian> HAHA yes thank you Slarti
[21:47] <Kai> Jason: "This issue Kyle turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Finally shut up."
[21:48] <Jillian> Kyle: "This issue I turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Jason smelled delicious. Was horrified into silence."

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[14:43] <Jillibean> hahahahahahha
[14:45] <Slarti> snorrrrt
[14:45] * Jillibean cries laughing at Jaime
[14:47] <Jillibean> I'M THE PRETTIEST TIME PRINCESS B|
[14:48] <Slarti> hahaha

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- "Ooh Captain America: a fan-fiction"
- Canon Kreeptonian
- B-belt buckle lmao
- Aww.jpg
- Auugh.jpg

<Bobo> Candlejack, you have the ability to spread great fe

- the only thing Liefield has ever drawn well
- Batman is the master of one more art
- Hey! What're you doin--
- The facts of life
- And that's why I registered
- Everybody loves Dick
- For some reason, I laughed harder when I thought it said "paper"
- Subtle shopping
- The Anti-Life Engine
- "He's gonna fuck up people's shit in Blackest Night."
- Killing Wolverine
- YYYYEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH.
- Mr. Freeze vs. Captain Cold
- Um... is it Batman?
- Pictures of pictures
- We love you, Green Lantern!

Ever since I started playing at capeandcowl I have been completely distracted. Here are some hilarious DC-related links from our spam comm.

Dating Chart meme - look for Batman's, I think on the third page.
Like a Boss - okay, fine, this is totally about Iron Man and not anything to do with DC.
Tags relevant - in which we talk about the Riddler.
Cry Wolf - the game also known as werewolf or mafia. Watch who dies! See who is a wolf! O, the drama!
Trailer Triplets - what would happen if Bullseye, Carnage, and Black Mask lived together in a trailer park? They get drawn as cats, that's what.
Moar kitties - what it says
Demotivational Meme - "Breasts: Because you can't motorboat personalities".
The Disneyland Meme - everyfuckingbody goes to Disneyland, all right?
Liefield GTFO - I just died in your arms tonight. Bonus Marla Elliot.
Mystery Drink Meme - search for all three instances of Batman trying to kryptonite-punch Smallville!Clark.
Things that matter in life - Duh.
Slow motion you guys - sslloowwmmoo
Buy Shamwow or I'll blow things up - as it says
Thomas Elliot insults Bullseye and Carnage - that's right, THOMAS. ELLIOT.
Best Spidey app ever - Now this is a story.

<t-biscuit> Oh man, I never caught this before, haha.
<t-biscuit> Harvey: "You've known [Rachel] her whole life!" Alfred: "Not yet, sir." DUN DUN FORESHADOWING
<Slarti> ahaha
<Karra> hahahahaha
<Karra> Alfred: *in on the conspiracy*, obviously
<Slarti> I just figured that, as a level 20+ Butler, Alfred had a form of precognition that was useful not only for knowing when Bruce needs him for something, but also being up on the plot.
<Karra> He needs to level up on 'telling people' then.
<Slarti> Heavens, no. The Butler is the epitome of discretion.
<Karra> Rachel: Thanks, Alfred. Good job.

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<Jillian> haha, what was All Star Alfred like anyway? I only remember him from the first issue, being Totally Manly and rescuing what's-her-face the reporter chick.
<Kai> Oh god, yeah
<Kai> Uh he... boxes
<Jillian> there was that whole spread which was like a romance novel cover-- oh lol
<Kai> And goes around shirtless saving reporter chicks in distress
* Jillian imagines comics!Alfred going "oh my".
<Kai> X3
<Kai> And he sneaks Dick hamburgers and fries
<Jillian> awww.
<Kai> ... man, All Star Alfred is the TRUE hero in that series
<Jillian> All Star Alfred should get his own title.
<Kai> Hahaha yes
<Jillian> all the narration is like "fuck, Bruce is psychotic ._. what did I do wrong??"
<Kai> X3
<Jillian> "Vicki Vale won't stop calling ;_;"
<Kai> "Damn these blasted, reckless female reporters. Always getting themselves into a predicament from which only a true gentleman such as myself may rescue them, and I without even my shirt."
<Jillian> XD
<Kai> "Master Bruce still hasn't shaved. One wonders why I bother to prepare the damn bathroom at all, but it's a step above pressing the blasted /suit/."
<Kai> ... can't stop, send help
<Jillian> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
<Kai> Uh uh THERE MAYO-NLY BE ONE CURE

Oh man. This is all I got.

Well, and Eddie, who has apparently finally been outriddled. Will this cause him to take overwrought and oversized revenge on the entire earth?

What would Grant Morrison think?

Also, though this is not strictly comics business and everybody knows about it already, I love Warren Ellis's Twitter. This is one of my favorite sequences thus far:

<Karra> Hm.
<Slarti> What I wonder is.
<Slarti> Did he dye his hair, or are we supposed to believe that he ~*plastic surgeoned*~ black hair instead of red?
<Kai> Huh, I guess he looks kinda like Bruce, if Bruce had almost entirely black, soulless pits for eyes.
<Karra> Which is crazier?
<Karra> And more illogical?
<Kai> A wizard did it.
<Slarti> Best Self-Operating Plastic Surgeon In The World
<Karra> Theory: Hush stalked Bruce Wayne's barber for...a year or so, and transplanted the follicles into his own head, and THEN he got Poison Ivy to make him some Fancy Herbal Shampoo that turns transplanted hair into your own.
<Jillian> countdown to Bruce!Hush/Batman porn in 3...2...

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<Karra> part of me
<Karra> hopes hush DOES secretly replace Batman with his folgers crystal
<Slarti> So, pretty much the same thing as Final Crisis, only Batman-specific.
<Slarti> I don't want to know about Hush's Folger's Crystal.

<Slarti> R'azz al Ghul.
<Gabriel> hee hee
<Jillian> R'azz al Ghul doubts your commitment to the League of Sparkle Motion.
<Kai> Pfffhahaha
<Kai> R'Pattz Al Ghul?

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<Kurt> I hereby DEMAND that our Razzleberry Ghoul have that as an icon.
<Karra> Razzleberry Ghoul makes me think that now he is a cartoon character ala Huckleberry Hound
<Jillian> he definitely has a cereal
<Jillian> it has marshmellows..... and fear
<Kurt> Bruce and Jonathan have a secret bond because they shared a Master.
<Jillian> hee hee hee
<Terana> Heeee.
<Kurt> ...So if Crane has gone over to the Dark Side and Bruce remains Pure and True*
<Karra> The cereal is like...
<Karra> lucky charms

<Rahne42> Swamp Thing's adorable.
<Terana> Oosa cyoot widdle earth elemental?
<Jillibean> Snerk.
<Slarti> snork
<Jillibean> Bette: This bean sprout is adorable! :D
<Kai> John: *Pours water on it B|*
<Jillibean> Blake: *pours beer on it B|*
<Slarti> Blake's intestinal flora: *have a mild spontaneous revolt*
<Jillibean> bean sprout: *magically changes to pot plant on John's birthday!*

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<Jillian> .... Damnit, Hellblazer. (nsfw 4chan link that has expired and everyone is happier for it)
<Shard> ...
<Shard> That's disturbing.
<Skylanth> ew ugh, why did I CLICK
<Nix> you know, Jill, when I saw that link I was about to type "*crosses fingers and hopes for dog sex*"
<Jillian> hahahahaha
<Nix> but it's somehow less funny when it's true

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* Ziggy is doubtful about tapioca's stainingness.
<Pink> Tapioca is serious business, man. Serious. Business.
<Hastur> erm. Never having had tapioca invade my clothing, I can't say.
<Ziggy> ...Clothing invasion by tapioca. Hm.
<Jillibean> tapioca: *cousins of the Source?*
<Kai> Tapioca: Why everyone hate us ;___;
<Jillibean> I wub tapioca pudding >:3
<Kai> ... So apparently, Tarzan-speak cousin of The Source
<Jillibean> hahahaha
<Kai> Tapioca: Yay! Tapioca am loved! We so happy! :D
<Mephron> Tapioca: the Bizarro-Source.
<Jillibean> snrk.
<Kai> Note to self: stop playing foodstuffs, it'll make The Condiment King REALLY WEIRD to play
<Kai> ... not that I'm planning to >_>
<Jillibean> hahahahaha kai
<Jillibean> I can see him now, with his little cart.
<Jillibean> Tim tackles him on sheer principle.
<Kai> Hahahaha
<Kai> CK: Wha- NO! Taken off the menu before my entree!
* Jillibean dead
<Kai> So I shouldn't make him for the big upcoming RP event is what you're saying
<Kai> ... Or Battle Royale 2
<Jillibean> pfffhahahahaha
<Jillibean> Kevin: ... :9
<Kai> CK: D: Don't you get saucy with me!

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And now, conversations between Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne, as found by Kay. Faaaascinating.
But hey. Why so serious, Tara Banks? And gee, just who is Norman talking about...?

Now pay tribute to Dadseid!

Batman disapproves. But how bad could it be?

Misty wants to know if she can has an appearance nao. (Answer: nyoro~n.)


<Jillian> hahaha, random fantasy name generator. "Nimblehands"
<Jillian> as last name??
<Slarti> (Little Robin Nimblehands. Known also for his big mouth.)

I had way more quotes, but my computer restarted.