[09:19] Jillian: haha Slarti, I am two for two in Dr. Scott's quiz. Clearly I would be an awesome comic book doctor.
[09:20] Slarti: hahaha
[09:20] Jillian: aw I missed the third. still, 2/3 isn't bad >_> it's certainly much better than Dr. Crane.
[09:22] Slarti: So, not quite ready to be The Best (Neuro|Plastic|Cardiothoracic)Surgeon in the World, then.

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[21:57] Takhys: Slarti, my heart, I suspect that you will appreciate this. My midterm was so terrible that after it was over (and a few beers into the recoup phase) one of the guys in my class described it thusly: 'Okay, do you know comics?  I feel like that exam was thrown off the Washington bridge and no matter how I tried to catch it, something DIED.'
[21:58] Jillian: lmao.
[21:59] Takhys: I asked him if he thought the final would just be a clone of the midterm.
[21:59] Takhys: ...and was promptly stabbed.
[22:03] Slarti: hahahha
[22:03] Slarti: Alternative response: "So, you found it was a snap, then?"
[22:03] Takhys: Boo, hiss.

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[11:35] Jillian: /enfolds takh in a pancake
[11:35] Takhys: :o
[11:35] Takhys: I am delicious.
[11:38] Jakavedria: /nibble
[11:39] Takhys: /tastes of pamcake
[11:39] Takhys: http://www.comicspace.com/droog811/comics.php?action=read&file_id=149086
[11:43] Ariel: pamcakes is my favourite hellboy comic
[11:43] Takhys: And Ariel, you're my favourite pamcake.
[11:50] *** Ariel has left the chat.
[11:50] Slarti: She will never come back to us now.

[15:13] Jillian: haha, Slarti, I'm reading Blue Beetle #28, and there apparently exists a Grand Theft Gotham. this is SO going directly into my canon.
[15:14] Slarti: heh
[15:14] Claire: =_= fff.
[15:15] Claire: ... i would so play that.
[15:15] Jillian: That would be so awesome.
[15:16] Slarti: Wanted Levels in the game:
* - A beat cop.
** - A cop car.
*** - A few cop cars.
**** - Cop cars and a chopper.
***** - The Batman.
[15:16] Jillian: Hee hee.
[15:18] Slarti: Actually, no, I suppose that "realistically" speaking, it wouldn't work that way... Rather, every time your Wanted Level changes, there's always some percentage chance that you'll just get The Batman, even if all you've done is kill one guy.
[15:18] Claire: hahaha how much would that suck
[15:18] Claire: level 1, you're not even sure how the controls work
[15:18] Claire: surprise: batman.
[15:18] Jillian: hahahah
[15:19] Liz: "YOUR DAYS OF CRIME ARE OVER, SON"
[15:19] Liz: i want it to be 1960's batman >_>
[15:19] Claire: EXPLODING SHARK BONUS LEVEL
[15:19] Slarti: Well, to be fair, if it works like in GTA, you get bagged by the Batman, and it's like getting bagged by the cops: You lose your weapons, you lose some cash for a fine, and then you're let out to resume play from in front of Arkham.

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[15:20] Liz: so by Gotham villain rules, like
[15:20] Liz: you're not just Some Guy
[15:20] Liz: maybe the first level is your tragic backstory, like
[15:21] Claire: you're actually some kind of low level costumed villain, like, with the 60s theme, the lilac. kind of useless but still warranting an asskicking from batman.
[15:21] Slarti: Wanted Levels aren't, like, Level 12 thief. In GTA, that's just how very wanted you are by the cops at that particular immediate moment.
[15:21] Liz: HAHAH you were once a mechanic
[15:21] Liz: Slarti I know :[ shhh
[15:21] Liz: so - no, you're right
[15:22] Liz: the first MISSION
[15:22] Slarti: yy
[15:23] Liz: Cars uhhh killed and ate your entire family and shot...battery acid on your face
[15:23] Kai: ... this is pretty fantastic to come back to
[15:23] Liz: and then branded it with the Cadillac brand!!
[15:23] Slarti: ffffff
[15:24] Mhari: so your supervillain identity is, what
[15:24] Mhari: The Demolisher?
[15:24] Liz: Yes
[15:24] Liz: look if anyone here has played GTA you know this is exactly what you end up doing
[15:24] Liz: Wrecking the everliving hell out of cars
[15:25] Slarti: You run around, killing people but especially jacking cars from people and driving them shittily all over town.
[15:26] Liz: and kill some hookers WAIT NO I have an idea: why is that even in the game, Rockstar
[15:26] Slarti: What I particularly like about the "X% chance on every Wanted change" idea is that you can go run around on a massive tear, find a rocket launcher and blow up cars until you've got a **** rating, jack a car, take it to the Pay 'n' Spray, it comes out a different color and your Wanted rating goes away...
[15:27] Slarti: ...and then five minutes later you mug one guy and the Batman bags you.
[15:27] Claire: this game needs to exist.
[15:27] Claire: right now.
[15:28] Claire: they could score you at the end on how bloodthirsty you were, like, if you sucked at everything you're the condiment king, but then again! joker.

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[15:30] Slarti: There could even be different editions of the game. Like, in the first one, you're not even really the villain; you're the guy who henches for villains all around town, and occasionally pulls small-time shit while out on the town.
[15:30] Slarti: And then the second game has you graduate to villain-hood, giving you the opportunity to develop your costume and schtick as you go.
[15:31] Claire: man this game is every "violent videogames brainwash kids" activist's nightmare
[15:31] Jillian: hahaha.
[15:31] Claire: "IT'S TRAINING CHILDREN TO BE SUPERVILLAINS, DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH"
[15:31] Kai: so who wants to write up the pitch to Rockstar?
[15:31] Slarti: (Possibly literally, if the Mad Hatter was invo--- oh, wait.)
[15:32] Claire: meanwhile it's just the batkids playing it like "lol look what i made the penguin do /CRASHES INTO A WALL"

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[15:33] Slarti: Of course, in-universe, I'm not sure any company's going to want to create a game that might involve the Joker.
[15:33] Jillian: haha true
[15:34] Kai: ffff the dilemma of do you include him and risk him asking for royalties, or leave him out and risk pissing him off
[15:34] Slarti: And you can't have a Gotham-set game without the Joker, or else he might think you're excluding him, and that would be Bad.
[15:34] Claire: unless the development leader was a supervillain himself, setting a trap
[15:34] Claire: Overthinking It 101
[15:35] Claire: that would suck, though, being the middle management guy who gets the mandate from on high to decide whether or not to use the joker
[15:35] Slarti: That's when you quit, change your name, and leave town.

-- Richard Nixon was the best Dick of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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[11:45] jeri: Jillian, let me say first that I have considered how this sounds
[11:45] jeri: and have already rejected several permutations that are worse
[11:45] jeri: I love Dick

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[13:20] RW: HOW COULD THEY MAKE HIM A VILLAIN
[13:20] RW: ;_;
[13:21] jilli: cause he has an eyepatch P)
[13:21] RW: )8
[13:21] RW: that is so not fair
[13:21] RW: nick fury's not a villain!
[13:21] jilli: yes he is
[13:21] jilli: oh wait

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[22:56] kai: Ivy: How sweet. *Sends him cake... laced with belladonna.*
[22:57] jilli: Crane: /doesn't eat cake, how else does he maintain his girlish figure
[22:58] jilli: on the other hand, I find the image of Crane scarfing cake to be hilarious
[22:58] tk: hahaha, scarfing cake
[22:59] tk: Like he's gone without cake for so long that he can't resist anymore, he just goes all out
[22:59] jilli: HAHA
[22:59] kai: XD
[22:59] tk: All "god, what a SHITTY DAY. ...I need a cake." and then he goes and buys a Deep & Delicious frozen cake and sits there eating it alone in his apartment at 2:30 in the morning.

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- guysquint.jpg
- damn memes
- the government is lying to us!!
- this is old but I love it so much - seriously every time I see it I'm like :D

[00:01] <Jillian> terrible. http://r.xtarsia.net/roph/img/random/1179833987258.jpg
[00:04] <Slarti> ...Jill, that picture, WTF.
[00:05] <Jillibean> Basically this page of random pictures is the worst ever and I can't stop looking
[00:05] <Jillibean> Basically it is Takh's fault.
[00:05] <torches> is
[00:05] <torches> that
[00:05] <torches> batman licking an alfred dildo
[00:07] <Metody> An alfredo.
[00:08] <Slarti> >_o
[00:14] <Metody> What else would you call an Alfred dildo?
[00:14] <Metody> It even comes in white sauce!

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[05:33] jilli: I think pb_updates has unbearded (I just typed "unbreaded") gerard butler as a suggestion for Batman, and I just. The amount of jokes to be made.
[05:33] kay: breaded gerard butler wings
[05:33] kay: thigh of butler
[05:33] kay: ...it's 4 AM
[05:34] kay: also what is wrong with balebatman :(
[05:34] jilli: idk
[05:34] atreyu: Besides "HARRAHFJSHA JOKER HAARAGAG"
[05:34] atreyu: Oh we aren't talking about how he talks then.
[05:34] inthessaly: ... lmao
[05:34] kay: HAHAHA

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CANON KREEPTONIAN:
"In Justice League of America #1 (2006), Batman convenes a meeting of the Big Three in the Batcave to discuss membership in the new J.L.A. Superman notes that Bruce must be excited, because his pulse rate is in the forties."

[22:35] ariel: TIM GUNN'S HUGS ARE MADE OF UNICORN SIGHS
[22:35] jilli: *
[22:36] anna: ............tim gunn is the best alfred ever
[22:36] anna: batman comes home covered in bruises, bleeding like whoa
[22:36] anna: tim gunn just stands back and goes "this concerns me."

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[09:47] <Kai> lmao Batman Brave and the Bold
[09:48] <Kai> Ollie: Sounds like you're afraid I'm going to top you again. / Batman: Again? / Ollie: Like always.
[09:48] <Jillian> Pppffffff

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NONE OF YOU ARE DARKSEID'S BOO! YOU ARE ALL DARKSEID'S SLAVES! ALL OF YOU! HUMANS ARE ALL UNWORTHY OF BOO STATUS!

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- hope
- I picked this up off the DC kink meme. Whose is it?
- >:(
- D'AWWWWWW
- Spidey vs. THE WALL
- Spidey goes undercover

Alternately: take THAT, DC kink meme!


[15:57] * Kai shakes LJ. DON'T CRASH AGAIN.
[15:57] <Jillian> HAHA Kai, LJ is against our porn.
[15:59] <Bobo> what porn is it
[15:59] <Bobo> jillian are you exercising erotic fantasies about the rainbow raider.
[16:00] <Kai> sob
[16:00] <Jillian> hahahaa
[16:00] <Jillian> RR/Condiment King
[16:00] <Kai> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:00] <Jillian> oh wait
[16:00] <Kai> (saucy)
[16:00] <Jillian> it should be
[16:00] <Jillian> Condiment King/RR
[16:00] <Jillian> because CK ..... tops
[16:00] <Kai> Hahaha
[16:00] <Kai> yes
[16:01] <Kai> He's the topping type
[16:01] * Kai facepalms
[16:01] * Jillian is terrible with Kai, and will in the future threaten her with CK/RR porn
[16:01] * Kai imitates The Scream
[16:01] <Jillian> XD
[16:02] <Jillian> and RR comes rainbows, btw
[16:02] <Kai> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPECIAL SAUCE WITH THAT
[16:02] <Jillian> hahahahahhaa
[16:02] <Jillian> look what you've done, bob
[16:02] <Jillian> I hope you're proud
[16:03] <Kai> I'm questioning the lubricant properties of mayonnaise 8(

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[16:06] * Jillian starts looking up pics of CK so she can clumsily shop it together with a pic of RR. I sail this ship until the bottom falls out.
[16:06] <Kai> snfdskl;dskf
[16:07] <Kai> so that's RR
[16:07] * Kai watches him fall out of the ship
[16:08] * Kai ... into a vat of mayonnaise idk.
[16:08] <Bobo> oh christ I hate all of you

Not Always Right: Guess who answers the phone?
Amazing powers.

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[20:39] <Jillian> pfffft
[20:39] <WorkRya> A-at least he isn't eating it sideways. Just ...pierced.
[20:40] <Anniepants> Without actually seeing the picture, Ray, that comment blows my mind.
[20:40] <Yarns> so
[20:40] <Yarns> not clicking that, then

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[17:23] * Jillibean is checking to see if there is another Gotham DR, and runs across the "foxylucius" comm with the subtitle "Touch Mah Nopples Botmon".
[17:23] <Bobo> ................................
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAT
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAAAAAT
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> jill
[17:23] <Cait> what the hell
[17:23] <Bobo> AAAAAAA
[17:23] <Jillibean> :>
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> please tell me you just made that up
[17:23] <Jillibean> I did not
[17:23] <Slarti> ...
[17:23] <Slarti> Well.
[17:24] <Slarti> My, my.
[17:24] <Slarti> Isn't that something.

- hideous Riddler videos
- so happy together
- re: the reference in a recent Riddler comic by xanykaos
- the Question and Rorschach also by xanykaos

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[17:20] flik: Does Ra's have a son in the comics? :o
[17:20] kai: you mean besides Talia?
[17:20] kai: *bricked*
[17:20] flik: XD
[17:20] jilli: I don't thi--pffff
[17:20] sho: XDDD
[17:21] flik: Well
[17:21] flik: She SORT OF becomes his son in Batman Beyond, I guess
[17:21] kai: ..............
[17:21] jilli: ha! so true
[17:21] sho: o.0
[17:21] flik: In a really messed up twisted kinda way?
[17:21] kai: wow, thanks for the reminder of that
[17:21] flik: Ra's takes over her body >.>
[17:21] kai: sob Ra's, so creepy
[17:21] flik: And, uh, makes out with Bruce in it
[17:21] flik: So I hear
[17:21] kai: yes .____.
[17:22] sho: O.O
[17:22] flik: I missed that episode apparently :<
[17:22] flik: I HAVE TO YOUTUBE IT
[17:22] jilli: just one kiss >_>
[17:22] flik: That's all it takes
[17:22] jilli: haha
[17:22] kai: XD
[17:22] flik: YOU KNOW HE'D BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR DECADES

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[16:49] <Kai> kai: he is the trampiest Robin
[16:49] <Kai> sara: He really is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: but
[16:49] <Kai> sara: look who his mother is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: /:
[16:49] <Kai> kai: XD point
[16:49] <Kai> sara: lol
[16:49] <Kai> kai: You know what, I would have loved to see Jason tell Damian he'd banged his mother
[16:49] <Kai> sara: oh
[16:49] <Kai> sara: my
[16:49] <Kai> sara: god
[16:49] <Kai> sara: that would be nothing short of amazing
[16:49] <Bobo> Oracle: *expertly photoshops Talia into all sorts of compromising positions for this purpose*
[16:50] <Bobo> Talia: D: noes they be questionin my virtuez
[16:50] <Jillibean> Terry: Shut up, /Ra's/.

4chan has trolled Omegle far too many times for this to work, really, but it still yielded some lols. Here are Somarium's too.

Also, the most recent dare meme.

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<fiasco> Is Omegle what Darkseid uses to chat?

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[02:05] leah: hush/slade
[02:05] leah: watersports
[02:05] leah: no wait that's ic

Look, if you don't understand these.... it's just for the best.


[02:30] * Ray composes slow, romantic music to fit to your heartbeat, which Superman is listening to from two miles away, JohnB.
[02:32] * Ray is in the sewers altering the piping with plans carefully constructed by Superman so that your waste products may be collected by him and used as a sculptural medium for Superman's ongoing project of a bust devoted to you, JohnB, his passionate love. Even such base materials are sacred to him, having passed through the gates and valves of your body.
[02:32] * Ray loves you, JohnB. Loves you with the intensity of Superman thrashing against the waves of a thousand burning suns in order to burn your image forever into his retinas.
[02:34] * Ray steps back to allow Superman to gnaw off one of your legs, JohnB, so that he may later reguritate the flesh, hardening it around the bone and creating a rather unsanitary club with which he will use to beat you to death so that your corpse may provide his beloved Batman with a mystery to solve.
[02:34] <JohnB> ...where did you get these
[02:34] <Ray> I made them.

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[01:37] * Ray has been slowly but carefully posioning your wine, Cait, with a chemical supplied by Superman so that when you pass on your brains and other vital organs will turn to liquid so that your body may be more easily mummified and the liquids drunk by Superman who is eternally thirsty for your entire being.
[01:38] <Metody> RAY
[01:39] * Ray breathes shallowly against the back of your neck with the same intensity as Superman, Metody

[01:02] abby: eh, it's a Scott episode
[01:02] claire: lol nobody cares about scott.
[01:03] takhys: Not even Mister Sinister.
[01:04] kay: just emma
[01:04] tk: back in the day my comix buddy and i had this running gag about how cyclops's mouth in the comics was, frequently, either totally closed or screaming wide open. never just talking normally. we'd yell random shit like "GOODNIGHT JEAN GREEEYYYY" at each other. the end.
[01:04] ariel: lol
[01:05] tk: or we'd converse by saying "jean" back and forth to each other.
[01:05] takhys: Scott = Horatio Caine?
[01:06] anna: scott cannot be horatio caine because horatio can take his sunglasses OFF.
[01:07] ariel: scott would take off
[01:07] ariel: a pair of sunglasses
[01:07] ariel: that are over
[01:07] ariel: another pair of sunglasses

[21:36] <Kai> Ahahaha I saw and it's lovely <3 Reading Countdown has me in a MOST UNSEXY MOOD but I shall see what I can do XD
[21:37] <Jillian> HAHHAHAHA
[21:37] <Jillian> Oh Countdown
[21:37] <Jillian> more like Cockblockdown amirite
[21:38] <Kai> Hahaha seriously
[21:38] <Kai> Jason: *Acts like a jilted lover when Kyle shows up.*
[21:39] <Jillian> Kyle: *giant green chicken*
[21:40] <Kai> Jason: *Punches B|*
[21:40] <Jillian> man I should read Kyle's stuff. He's such a derp, he's like the worst GL ever and his poor girlfriend in the fridge.
[21:40] <Jillian> Kyle: *blocks... with chicken* 8D
[21:40] <Kai> Hahahaha
[21:41] <Kai> Jason: ... Damn it >:|
[21:41] <Jillian> Donna: Guyyyyysss quit it *bitchwhine*
[21:42] <Kai> Jason: ... *Shoots in the face*
[21:42] <Jillian> snork
[21:43] <Jillian> WHAT IT WAS AT THE LOWEST SETTING !!!!!! GEEZ GUYS >:O
[21:43] <Kai> YEAH GEEZ AND BOB UNCLOAKED IT
[21:43] <Kai> be...cause he could read Jason's intent
[21:43] <Jillian> if you know what I mean
[21:43] <Kai> They made a ~connection~
[21:43] <Jillian> IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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[21:44] <Jillian> You should write a Very Secret Diary for Jason all during Countdown.
[21:45] <Kai> pfffhahaha
[21:46] <Kai> "Donna's neckline changed again. More boobs, sweet."
[21:46] <Jillian> hahahahah
[21:46] <Slarti> "Still not Batman."
[21:46] <Kai> XD
[21:46] <Jillian> HAHA yes thank you Slarti
[21:47] <Kai> Jason: "This issue Kyle turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Finally shut up."
[21:48] <Jillian> Kyle: "This issue I turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Jason smelled delicious. Was horrified into silence."

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[14:43] <Jillibean> hahahahahahha
[14:45] <Slarti> snorrrrt
[14:45] * Jillibean cries laughing at Jaime
[14:47] <Jillibean> I'M THE PRETTIEST TIME PRINCESS B|
[14:48] <Slarti> hahaha

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- "Ooh Captain America: a fan-fiction"
- Canon Kreeptonian
- B-belt buckle lmao
- Aww.jpg
- Auugh.jpg

<Bobo> Candlejack, you have the ability to spread great fe

- the only thing Liefield has ever drawn well
- Batman is the master of one more art
- Hey! What're you doin--
- The facts of life
- And that's why I registered
- Everybody loves Dick
- For some reason, I laughed harder when I thought it said "paper"
- Subtle shopping
- The Anti-Life Engine
- "He's gonna fuck up people's shit in Blackest Night."
- Killing Wolverine
- YYYYEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH.
- Mr. Freeze vs. Captain Cold
- Um... is it Batman?
- Pictures of pictures
- We love you, Green Lantern!

[12:21] <Jillibean> "Jon Osterman/Bruce Wayne, PG-13" ha ha ha oh you.
[12:21] <Terana> Oh, internet.
[12:21] <Terana> No.
[12:22] <Jillibean> written by "bubastis", incidentally.
[12:22] <Jillibean> ... 32 minutes ago?
[12:23] * Terana throws things.
[12:23] <Terana> Damn cat.
[12:24] <Jillibean> hahaha the author's note: "I really have no idea what this is. I've been awake since Thursday night."
[12:24] <Terana> Here, young one. I will help you sleep.
[12:24] <Terana> Forever.
[12:24] <Jillibean> X3
[12:25] <Nix> lol
[12:25] <Jillibean> "Jonathan Osterman is blue. Blue, and he glows. Blue, glowing, and god-like. Blue, glowing, god-like, and speaking of God, God, he looks good in a suit. Plus, he sort of sparkles." nooooooooo
[12:25] <Nix> hahahahaha
[12:25] <Nix> and he is a vampire
[12:25] <Nix> btw
[12:25] <Terana> rghgsa
[12:27] <Nix> Rorschach: Hurm. Would not have suspected. Manhattan a homosexual. Perhaps why miss Juspecyk dresses so provocatively.
[12:27] <Terana> pfff.
[12:28] <Terana> "A homosexual body and a heterosexual one contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference"
[12:30] <Tod> it could contain more particles, if you know what I'm sayin'
[12:30] <Tod> ><
[12:30] <Jillibean> lulz
[12:30] <Nix> hahahahaha
[12:30] <Terana> "...shut up, Adrian."

<Jeribot> OH MAN did you see someone on my intro post was like 'Now I want to play Hellboy! Except I don't have time!' and I was like "No of course not! You should never! I MEAN. YES. DO IT."
<Slarti> That person could play Hellboy, but then due to lack of time, he's always busy off somewhere else, having his own standalone adventures while the rest of the BPRD gets fucked up by frogs and under-dwellers.
<Jeribot> hahah
<Slarti> Not that I'm making any particular sort of meta-commentary, *Mike*.

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<Jillibean> I don't know why this makes me laugh.
<Jillibean> I think it's because the mudkip is like :|
<Kai> XD
<Slarti> The mudkip's true purpose... is *sinister*.

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<RayCookies> Me and Frank Miller
<RayCookies> we're like (crosses fingers)
<RayCookies> This
<Jillian> his whores are your whores
<RayCookies> (nods sagely) Dude, once. He even let me burn one up in a vat of butterscotch
<RayCookies> We drank fizzless cola
<Jillian> snork
<RayCookies> and nodded to each other

<t-biscuit> Oh man, I never caught this before, haha.
<t-biscuit> Harvey: "You've known [Rachel] her whole life!" Alfred: "Not yet, sir." DUN DUN FORESHADOWING
<Slarti> ahaha
<Karra> hahahahaha
<Karra> Alfred: *in on the conspiracy*, obviously
<Slarti> I just figured that, as a level 20+ Butler, Alfred had a form of precognition that was useful not only for knowing when Bruce needs him for something, but also being up on the plot.
<Karra> He needs to level up on 'telling people' then.
<Slarti> Heavens, no. The Butler is the epitome of discretion.
<Karra> Rachel: Thanks, Alfred. Good job.

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<Jillian> haha, what was All Star Alfred like anyway? I only remember him from the first issue, being Totally Manly and rescuing what's-her-face the reporter chick.
<Kai> Oh god, yeah
<Kai> Uh he... boxes
<Jillian> there was that whole spread which was like a romance novel cover-- oh lol
<Kai> And goes around shirtless saving reporter chicks in distress
* Jillian imagines comics!Alfred going "oh my".
<Kai> X3
<Kai> And he sneaks Dick hamburgers and fries
<Jillian> awww.
<Kai> ... man, All Star Alfred is the TRUE hero in that series
<Jillian> All Star Alfred should get his own title.
<Kai> Hahaha yes
<Jillian> all the narration is like "fuck, Bruce is psychotic ._. what did I do wrong??"
<Kai> X3
<Jillian> "Vicki Vale won't stop calling ;_;"
<Kai> "Damn these blasted, reckless female reporters. Always getting themselves into a predicament from which only a true gentleman such as myself may rescue them, and I without even my shirt."
<Jillian> XD
<Kai> "Master Bruce still hasn't shaved. One wonders why I bother to prepare the damn bathroom at all, but it's a step above pressing the blasted /suit/."
<Kai> ... can't stop, send help
<Jillian> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
<Kai> Uh uh THERE MAYO-NLY BE ONE CURE

<Jillian> ... /co/. No. (Why did I start reading again??)
<Jillian> "Sailor Moon Written by Frank Miller
<Jillian> What would it be like? Would you read it?"
<Rahne42> .......
<Slarti> hahahah
<Slarti> "By the Power of the Goddamned Moon..."
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Kaa> fast hands, big mouth...
<Jillian> at least the whores are already written in? *ducks*

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<Jillian> ................... is anyone following Final Crisis
<Jillian> not that it matters because I'm going to WTF right now about Inertia's magical girl transformation
<Slarti> Nooooo, it's a trap!
<Jillian> hfjdshfkjsdh goddamnit Piper turned himself in. fuck your conscience! anti-life equation, Piper! garharkjdhfjkd. >:O
<Slarti> Yeah, but Jill, acknowledging that Piper has Anti-Life would mean acknowledging Countdown.
<Slarti> And do you really want to do that?
<Jillian> Libra totally said it! It's too late!
<Slarti> Who? I don't know who you're talking about. In fact, I'm not even sure what comics you're referring to. Are you sure you're feeling all right?


No. No, I'm not feeling all right at all. ;___; But this makes me feel better.

<Slarti> R'azz al Ghul.
<Gabriel> hee hee
<Jillian> R'azz al Ghul doubts your commitment to the League of Sparkle Motion.
<Kai> Pfffhahaha
<Kai> R'Pattz Al Ghul?

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<Kurt> I hereby DEMAND that our Razzleberry Ghoul have that as an icon.
<Karra> Razzleberry Ghoul makes me think that now he is a cartoon character ala Huckleberry Hound
<Jillian> he definitely has a cereal
<Jillian> it has marshmellows..... and fear
<Kurt> Bruce and Jonathan have a secret bond because they shared a Master.
<Jillian> hee hee hee
<Terana> Heeee.
<Kurt> ...So if Crane has gone over to the Dark Side and Bruce remains Pure and True*
<Karra> The cereal is like...
<Karra> lucky charms

<Jillian> ........... /co/. Why have you turned Jason Todd into Candlejack. God, I'm not even going to DO the whole "abduction" thing it's so overdo
<YumeFhtagn> *snerk*
* Mephron has joined #basementooc
<Terana> XD
<takhys> Don't say his name or you'll invoke him again.
<takhys> omg.
<takhys> Meph is Candlejack. I always kne
<Badge> LOLS
<Terana> Wait, so Candlejack is Mephro
<Badge> Doesn't that mean that saying Mephron's name result in your sen
* Candlejack has joined #basementooc
<Candlejack> DO I NEED TO CHARTER A BUS?

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* Candlejack is now known as Guest33190
<Jillian> HAHAhaha
<Terana> XD
<Guest33190> Who took my name?
<Jillian> clearly, Batman took it.

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<Slarti> LOL. "Have you ever thought about co-writing with Grant Morrison?"   "God, no, that man's on drugs! He's just sitting there going 'The cornflakes are talking to me.'"
* Slarti pictures Warren whacking Grant with his cane until Grant takes his meds.

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Incidentally, did you know Alé Garza's favorite music? Highlight to find out! "i'm really into ho-down music. there is no greater sound than blowing into a jug. hoohoohoohoohoo"

<Rahne42> Swamp Thing's adorable.
<Terana> Oosa cyoot widdle earth elemental?
<Jillibean> Snerk.
<Slarti> snork
<Jillibean> Bette: This bean sprout is adorable! :D
<Kai> John: *Pours water on it B|*
<Jillibean> Blake: *pours beer on it B|*
<Slarti> Blake's intestinal flora: *have a mild spontaneous revolt*
<Jillibean> bean sprout: *magically changes to pot plant on John's birthday!*

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<Jillian> .... Damnit, Hellblazer. (nsfw 4chan link that has expired and everyone is happier for it)
<Shard> ...
<Shard> That's disturbing.
<Skylanth> ew ugh, why did I CLICK
<Nix> you know, Jill, when I saw that link I was about to type "*crosses fingers and hopes for dog sex*"
<Jillian> hahahahaha
<Nix> but it's somehow less funny when it's true

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* Ziggy is doubtful about tapioca's stainingness.
<Pink> Tapioca is serious business, man. Serious. Business.
<Hastur> erm. Never having had tapioca invade my clothing, I can't say.
<Ziggy> ...Clothing invasion by tapioca. Hm.
<Jillibean> tapioca: *cousins of the Source?*
<Kai> Tapioca: Why everyone hate us ;___;
<Jillibean> I wub tapioca pudding >:3
<Kai> ... So apparently, Tarzan-speak cousin of The Source
<Jillibean> hahahaha
<Kai> Tapioca: Yay! Tapioca am loved! We so happy! :D
<Mephron> Tapioca: the Bizarro-Source.
<Jillibean> snrk.
<Kai> Note to self: stop playing foodstuffs, it'll make The Condiment King REALLY WEIRD to play
<Kai> ... not that I'm planning to >_>
<Jillibean> hahahahaha kai
<Jillibean> I can see him now, with his little cart.
<Jillibean> Tim tackles him on sheer principle.
<Kai> Hahahaha
<Kai> CK: Wha- NO! Taken off the menu before my entree!
* Jillibean dead
<Kai> So I shouldn't make him for the big upcoming RP event is what you're saying
<Kai> ... Or Battle Royale 2
<Jillibean> pfffhahahahaha
<Jillibean> Kevin: ... :9
<Kai> CK: D: Don't you get saucy with me!

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And now, conversations between Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne, as found by Kay. Faaaascinating.
But hey. Why so serious, Tara Banks? And gee, just who is Norman talking about...?