"It's a twist: Metropolis IS Gotham during the day, and Gotham is Metropolis at night. So living in one is the as living in the other. WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT ONE!"

"Go back to bed, Grant."

• observe! the perils of the multiverse.
• well, Lex, that's what you get.
• BREAKING NEWS! Tony Stark is Bruce Wayne!

( much talk of Green Lanterns, and also of J'onn, who is green. )

At scans_daily, commenters discuss the DCU writers' use of Luthor to vent their frustration at the American people for voting for Bush:

davidkevin: Truth be told I'd prefer Lex Luthor and Pete Ross to the monsters who usurped the Presidency and Vice Presidency in this universe.

dave_littler: It's tough to point at any single thing President Luthor ever did in office that's worse than what Bush has done. I admit I'm not a big DCU fan, but did he ever do anything which racked up 1,000,000 innocent deaths? If not, Bush has got that on him.

ezrael: Bush didn't inject himself with liquid kryptonite mixed with Bane's venom.

I'm not saying he wouldn't, merely that he didn't.

( Now with 20% more Rip Hunter. )

By way of explanation: we were all hivemind-reading this awesome blog that summarizes Goosebump books. You know, those R.L. Stine books from the 90s? With... somewhat questionable plots?

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<Kai> "Gretchen pours drain cleaner, rat poison, amonia, and turpentine into the pie. I think Clark was onto something earlier when he said they weren't any good at making pies."
<Jillibean> "Kermit's latest experiment is to place tarantulas on Evan's head." ???? lololol.
<Jillibean> hahahaha that's Rip and Booster. "In order to go back in time and save Ted, you need to let me put this GIGANTIC FUCKING SPIDER on your head. B|"
<Kai> AHAHAA
<Slarti> haha
<Kai> Booster: ... Now you're just making this shit up >:O
<Jeri> HAAHA
<Jillibean> Skeets: But sir, it's Ted!
<Kai> Booster: ....................................... okay put the spider on my head ._.

- In reaction to the latest fuck-up on Countdown or Gotham Underground, simply look at this scan of Batman. Instant lulz.

- Tim has issues. (NSFW) Thank you for illustrating them, however you are!

- Booster Bustier Gold, best Green Lantern ever! slowpoke.

- Ohhhh! I see what you did there.

- I think J'onn would be a little offended at being at all associated with scientology, but hey. It could definitely be worse.

\m/ OREOS FOR XENU!! \m/

<kai> ............... Are
<kai> Are Booster's lasers
<kai> Really, really called "Booster Shots"
<Jillian> hahahahahahahaha

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(Talking about holographic image inducers)
<Jillian> ahjslhfahahaha Skeets should get one. And he can take the form of every cute animal sidekick, ever. Or, when he's bored, just a floating head.
<kai> Ahahahaha MFY
<Jillian> Skeets: *floating Rip head*
<kai> Skeets via Rip head: B|   Booster: WHAT DID I- wait. Skeets D:<
<Jillian> X3 X3
<Jillian> Skeets: BOOSTER TIME IS HARDENED, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
<kai> Booster: Don't you lecture me, Mr. NO MAN ESCAPES ME.
<Jillian> Skeets: But I am RIP HUNTER, stubbly man of SCIENCE ACTION!

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* kai browses for characters that have appeared with Boo- ... /Awkward Man/???
<kai> Who the fuck
<kai> AWKWARD MAN.
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Atreyu> So, the normal team-up for Booster, then?

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<kai> Superboy appears to be trying to show Spoiler how to shake her booty whilst Cass hangs out on the ceiling.
<FP> Cass likes to watch.
<Jillian> Lulz, I see Animal Man is on the floor. AWESOME
<kai> this is the comic that panel is from
<Jillian> aaaand Batman is at the bar. scaring away would-be underage drinkers, no doubt.
<kai> Seriously, it's like, this party was designed to catch Poison Ivy?
<kai> Why did this require the entire Batfamily plus a million
<Jillian> Yeah, if anybody, you'd think they would be CONSPICUOUSLY PARTY POOPER ABSENT.
<kai> You'd think. Maybe they advertised it as a costume party.
<kai> SUPRISE! BATFUCKED.

<j> D'awwwww. Poor BB.
<n> D'awwww.
<j> he's just like ":|"
<k_> XD
<k_> Rocket penguins?
<j> become a leopard seal, BB! and EAT THEM :D
* k_ wonders how Batman feels about having not only rocket penguins but two random Titans in his cave
<k_> *Snrk*
<k_> Batman: ... No more slumber parties B|
<k_> And... the helmets have little umbrellas on the sides. JUST IN CASE you couldn't tell who was responsible!
<j> hahahaha
<j> Batman: Eh, Aqualad can't do shit.
<j> Robin: Jesus, I know they're not fish, but they DO swim... step it up, Garth.
<k_> Hahaha, I bet Alfred has to bring him a glass of water EVERY. HOUR. Or maybe he just sleeps in the Bat-pool.
<j> snork
<j> Aqualad: Too much .... chlorine .... but don't dare complain ...... x____x
<k_> XD
<j> next day, Aquaman: Hey, my kid's blond now.
<k_> Batman: Kids these days >_>

( the Penguin has branding issues. )


( These are old, but necessary to understanding how our minds work. )