[20:03] tk: oh my god this sandqixh is hugwe ...ican't even hold it and ytype at gthe same time
[20:03] tk: begone sandwich. anyway it's big.
[20:04] anna: sandqixh is the most awesome way to spell that
[20:05] tk: it looks like it should be pronounced 'sand-quiche'. like it's an arrakis delicacy or something
[20:05] kai: >.>
[20:05] slarti: hahaha There's Kai.
[20:05] jilli: luls.
[20:05] jilli: she's going >.> because she has, in the past, made a sand quiche and just didn't tell us.
[20:06] kai: I only wish I had such culinary expertise
[20:06] kai: Such a mastery of spices, you might say
[20:06] jilli: but you do!
[20:06] jilli: just ask condiment king
[20:07] kai: he's not the most reliable sauce of information
[20:07] mhari: .... KAI
[20:07] kai: XD
[20:07] mhari: /punts

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( Claire's secret. )

[09:19] Jillian: haha Slarti, I am two for two in Dr. Scott's quiz. Clearly I would be an awesome comic book doctor.
[09:20] Slarti: hahaha
[09:20] Jillian: aw I missed the third. still, 2/3 isn't bad >_> it's certainly much better than Dr. Crane.
[09:22] Slarti: So, not quite ready to be The Best (Neuro|Plastic|Cardiothoracic)Surgeon in the World, then.

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[21:57] Takhys: Slarti, my heart, I suspect that you will appreciate this. My midterm was so terrible that after it was over (and a few beers into the recoup phase) one of the guys in my class described it thusly: 'Okay, do you know comics?  I feel like that exam was thrown off the Washington bridge and no matter how I tried to catch it, something DIED.'
[21:58] Jillian: lmao.
[21:59] Takhys: I asked him if he thought the final would just be a clone of the midterm.
[21:59] Takhys: ...and was promptly stabbed.
[22:03] Slarti: hahahha
[22:03] Slarti: Alternative response: "So, you found it was a snap, then?"
[22:03] Takhys: Boo, hiss.

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[11:35] Jillian: /enfolds takh in a pancake
[11:35] Takhys: :o
[11:35] Takhys: I am delicious.
[11:38] Jakavedria: /nibble
[11:39] Takhys: /tastes of pamcake
[11:39] Takhys: http://www.comicspace.com/droog811/comics.php?action=read&file_id=149086
[11:43] Ariel: pamcakes is my favourite hellboy comic
[11:43] Takhys: And Ariel, you're my favourite pamcake.
[11:50] *** Ariel has left the chat.
[11:50] Slarti: She will never come back to us now.

-- Richard Nixon was the best Dick of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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[11:45] jeri: Jillian, let me say first that I have considered how this sounds
[11:45] jeri: and have already rejected several permutations that are worse
[11:45] jeri: I love Dick

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[13:20] RW: HOW COULD THEY MAKE HIM A VILLAIN
[13:20] RW: ;_;
[13:21] jilli: cause he has an eyepatch P)
[13:21] RW: )8
[13:21] RW: that is so not fair
[13:21] RW: nick fury's not a villain!
[13:21] jilli: yes he is
[13:21] jilli: oh wait

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[22:56] kai: Ivy: How sweet. *Sends him cake... laced with belladonna.*
[22:57] jilli: Crane: /doesn't eat cake, how else does he maintain his girlish figure
[22:58] jilli: on the other hand, I find the image of Crane scarfing cake to be hilarious
[22:58] tk: hahaha, scarfing cake
[22:59] tk: Like he's gone without cake for so long that he can't resist anymore, he just goes all out
[22:59] jilli: HAHA
[22:59] kai: XD
[22:59] tk: All "god, what a SHITTY DAY. ...I need a cake." and then he goes and buys a Deep & Delicious frozen cake and sits there eating it alone in his apartment at 2:30 in the morning.

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- guysquint.jpg
- damn memes
- the government is lying to us!!
- this is old but I love it so much - seriously every time I see it I'm like :D

[22:35] ariel: TIM GUNN'S HUGS ARE MADE OF UNICORN SIGHS
[22:35] jilli: *
[22:36] anna: ............tim gunn is the best alfred ever
[22:36] anna: batman comes home covered in bruises, bleeding like whoa
[22:36] anna: tim gunn just stands back and goes "this concerns me."

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[09:47] <Kai> lmao Batman Brave and the Bold
[09:48] <Kai> Ollie: Sounds like you're afraid I'm going to top you again. / Batman: Again? / Ollie: Like always.
[09:48] <Jillian> Pppffffff

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NONE OF YOU ARE DARKSEID'S BOO! YOU ARE ALL DARKSEID'S SLAVES! ALL OF YOU! HUMANS ARE ALL UNWORTHY OF BOO STATUS!

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- hope
- I picked this up off the DC kink meme. Whose is it?
- >:(
- D'AWWWWWW
- Spidey vs. THE WALL
- Spidey goes undercover

Not Always Right: Guess who answers the phone?
Amazing powers.

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[20:39] <Jillian> pfffft
[20:39] <WorkRya> A-at least he isn't eating it sideways. Just ...pierced.
[20:40] <Anniepants> Without actually seeing the picture, Ray, that comment blows my mind.
[20:40] <Yarns> so
[20:40] <Yarns> not clicking that, then

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[17:23] * Jillibean is checking to see if there is another Gotham DR, and runs across the "foxylucius" comm with the subtitle "Touch Mah Nopples Botmon".
[17:23] <Bobo> ................................
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAT
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAAAAAT
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> jill
[17:23] <Cait> what the hell
[17:23] <Bobo> AAAAAAA
[17:23] <Jillibean> :>
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> please tell me you just made that up
[17:23] <Jillibean> I did not
[17:23] <Slarti> ...
[17:23] <Slarti> Well.
[17:24] <Slarti> My, my.
[17:24] <Slarti> Isn't that something.

[01:02] abby: eh, it's a Scott episode
[01:02] claire: lol nobody cares about scott.
[01:03] takhys: Not even Mister Sinister.
[01:04] kay: just emma
[01:04] tk: back in the day my comix buddy and i had this running gag about how cyclops's mouth in the comics was, frequently, either totally closed or screaming wide open. never just talking normally. we'd yell random shit like "GOODNIGHT JEAN GREEEYYYY" at each other. the end.
[01:04] ariel: lol
[01:05] tk: or we'd converse by saying "jean" back and forth to each other.
[01:05] takhys: Scott = Horatio Caine?
[01:06] anna: scott cannot be horatio caine because horatio can take his sunglasses OFF.
[01:07] ariel: scott would take off
[01:07] ariel: a pair of sunglasses
[01:07] ariel: that are over
[01:07] ariel: another pair of sunglasses

[21:36] <Kai> Ahahaha I saw and it's lovely <3 Reading Countdown has me in a MOST UNSEXY MOOD but I shall see what I can do XD
[21:37] <Jillian> HAHHAHAHA
[21:37] <Jillian> Oh Countdown
[21:37] <Jillian> more like Cockblockdown amirite
[21:38] <Kai> Hahaha seriously
[21:38] <Kai> Jason: *Acts like a jilted lover when Kyle shows up.*
[21:39] <Jillian> Kyle: *giant green chicken*
[21:40] <Kai> Jason: *Punches B|*
[21:40] <Jillian> man I should read Kyle's stuff. He's such a derp, he's like the worst GL ever and his poor girlfriend in the fridge.
[21:40] <Jillian> Kyle: *blocks... with chicken* 8D
[21:40] <Kai> Hahahaha
[21:41] <Kai> Jason: ... Damn it >:|
[21:41] <Jillian> Donna: Guyyyyysss quit it *bitchwhine*
[21:42] <Kai> Jason: ... *Shoots in the face*
[21:42] <Jillian> snork
[21:43] <Jillian> WHAT IT WAS AT THE LOWEST SETTING !!!!!! GEEZ GUYS >:O
[21:43] <Kai> YEAH GEEZ AND BOB UNCLOAKED IT
[21:43] <Kai> be...cause he could read Jason's intent
[21:43] <Jillian> if you know what I mean
[21:43] <Kai> They made a ~connection~
[21:43] <Jillian> IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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[21:44] <Jillian> You should write a Very Secret Diary for Jason all during Countdown.
[21:45] <Kai> pfffhahaha
[21:46] <Kai> "Donna's neckline changed again. More boobs, sweet."
[21:46] <Jillian> hahahahah
[21:46] <Slarti> "Still not Batman."
[21:46] <Kai> XD
[21:46] <Jillian> HAHA yes thank you Slarti
[21:47] <Kai> Jason: "This issue Kyle turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Finally shut up."
[21:48] <Jillian> Kyle: "This issue I turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Jason smelled delicious. Was horrified into silence."

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[14:43] <Jillibean> hahahahahahha
[14:45] <Slarti> snorrrrt
[14:45] * Jillibean cries laughing at Jaime
[14:47] <Jillibean> I'M THE PRETTIEST TIME PRINCESS B|
[14:48] <Slarti> hahaha

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- "Ooh Captain America: a fan-fiction"
- Canon Kreeptonian
- B-belt buckle lmao
- Aww.jpg
- Auugh.jpg

<Bobo> Candlejack, you have the ability to spread great fe

- the only thing Liefield has ever drawn well
- Batman is the master of one more art
- Hey! What're you doin--
- The facts of life
- And that's why I registered
- Everybody loves Dick
- For some reason, I laughed harder when I thought it said "paper"
- Subtle shopping
- The Anti-Life Engine
- "He's gonna fuck up people's shit in Blackest Night."
- Killing Wolverine
- YYYYEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH.
- Mr. Freeze vs. Captain Cold
- Um... is it Batman?
- Pictures of pictures
- We love you, Green Lantern!

Ever since I started playing at capeandcowl I have been completely distracted. Here are some hilarious DC-related links from our spam comm.

Dating Chart meme - look for Batman's, I think on the third page.
Like a Boss - okay, fine, this is totally about Iron Man and not anything to do with DC.
Tags relevant - in which we talk about the Riddler.
Cry Wolf - the game also known as werewolf or mafia. Watch who dies! See who is a wolf! O, the drama!
Trailer Triplets - what would happen if Bullseye, Carnage, and Black Mask lived together in a trailer park? They get drawn as cats, that's what.
Moar kitties - what it says
Demotivational Meme - "Breasts: Because you can't motorboat personalities".
The Disneyland Meme - everyfuckingbody goes to Disneyland, all right?
Liefield GTFO - I just died in your arms tonight. Bonus Marla Elliot.
Mystery Drink Meme - search for all three instances of Batman trying to kryptonite-punch Smallville!Clark.
Things that matter in life - Duh.
Slow motion you guys - sslloowwmmoo
Buy Shamwow or I'll blow things up - as it says
Thomas Elliot insults Bullseye and Carnage - that's right, THOMAS. ELLIOT.
Best Spidey app ever - Now this is a story.

Can you guess where these are fro--/co/. Also, if you squint, there's DC-related material in there. Shut up, I keep forgetting to save quotes from the channel.



WHAT IF... THE DAILY BUGLE WERE ACTUALLY A FRENCH BAKERY?
I want crepes! Crepes shaped like Spider-Man!

WHAT IF HANK PYM WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL AND PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE?

WHAT IF... PETER PARKER HAD LIVED IN THE 18TH CENTURY?
Parker, I want woodcuts! Woodcuts of Spider-Man!

WHAT IF... INSTEAD OF BEING THE SORCERER SUPREME, DR. STRANGE WAS A SUPREME PIZZA?

WHAT IF CYCLOP'S FORCE BLASTS TURNED PEOPLE GAY?

WHAT IF... THE THING WAS A REAL ESTATE AGENT AND ALSO A NINJA, BUT ONLY AT NIGHT WHEN A SEPARATE PERSONALITY TOOK OVER? ALSO, HE COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER & HAD A PET PTERODACTYL?
Go back to bed, Grant.

WHAT IF... PETER PARKER WAS BITTEN BY ANOTHER SMALLER SPIDER-MAN?

WHAT IF... NAMOR PUT ON SOME GODDAMN PANTS?

WHAT IF... WHAT IF J JONAH JAMESON BECAME THE HERALD OF GALACTUS?
PARKER! I WANT PLANETS... PLANETS WITH SPIDER-MAN!

WHAT IF... CABLE DIDN'T HAVE ANY POUCHES?

WHAT IF... A JOKE WASN'T RUN INTO THE GROUND?

WHAT IF... WE JUST MOVED IN TOGETHER, I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD GET HITCHED OR ANYTHING BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, AND WE COULD SPLIT THE RENT AND OH GOD THIS IS SO AWKWARD IN SO MANY WAYS

WHAT IF THE LIZARD THREW A ROCK AT SPIDER-MAN! IT'S A BIG ROCK!

WHAT IF THE PUNISHER WAS ACTUALLY A RENEGADE DENTAL ASSISTANT?

WHAT IF... WE TOOK THIS CARROT CAKE, AND CUT IT INTO SMALL CUBES, AND THEN WE - GET THIS - WE PUT THOSE FUCKING CARROT CAKE CUBES INTO A BOWL - STAY WITH ME NOW THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS INTENSE - AND THEN WE POUR MOTHER FUCKING MILK ON THE CARROT CAKE CUBES. WHAT IF WE DID THAT.

<Jeri> the little like...side thingie that went along with Civil War? I guess they just call it a Special
<Kaybird> only if she gets horribly broken somehow
<Terana> Or a One-Shot, yeah.
<Kaybird> and no one is going to help me do THAT, right. ...RIGHT?
<Jeri> n....o D:
<Jeri> unless we get a hawkeye.
<Terana> Nope. Never.
<Terana> Ahahaha.
<Kaybird> HAHAH
<Kaybird> if we get a Vision we can just blame him
<Kaybird> for everything
<Kaybird> ever
<Jeri> HAHA
<Jeri> good
<Terana> Aw. :(
<Jillian> wait, so Blake's dad is Nergal, right? So, Blake could romance Wanda wildly (WILDLY) and AMBIGUOUSLY HAVE TWO KIDS WITH HER and then, One More Day with Planned Parenthood. :3? :3?
<Kai> John: *Swats* >:/
<Jillian> Blake: My bad. D:
<Jeri> HAHAH
<Jillian> Blake: That is— "My dad D:", rather.
<Kai> John: ... There's no call fer punning.

* Jillian claws her way through screencaps... AAAAAAHHH THE SPICE MUST FLOW
<Jillian> WHY DOES THE SPICE ALWAYS FLOW, SLARTI.
<Kay> D:
<Kaimibbit> Ahahahahahahaha BECAUSE IT MUST
<Slarti> hahaha
<Slarti> Because R'as al-Ghul commands it!
* Jillian exports the al Ghuls to Arrakis; they would OBVIOUSLY be more at home there.
<Slarti> haha Yes.
<Slarti> Water of Life, Lazarus Pit...

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<Rahne42> Call it the Frank Castle in my, but sometimes, jail is about keeping society safe, and sometimes jail is because some people should just /rot/
<Rahne42> in me, rather
<Jillian> Frank Castle? in MY persona?
* Slarti pictures that with Frank shooting himself in the head to unleash the Punisher as some sort of super-powered Persona.
<RayStar> I read that as "Call it the Frank Castle in my butt"
<Jillian> hahahaha IS THAT YOU, GRANT?