[21:36] <Kai> Ahahaha I saw and it's lovely <3 Reading Countdown has me in a MOST UNSEXY MOOD but I shall see what I can do XD
[21:37] <Jillian> HAHHAHAHA
[21:37] <Jillian> Oh Countdown
[21:37] <Jillian> more like Cockblockdown amirite
[21:38] <Kai> Hahaha seriously
[21:38] <Kai> Jason: *Acts like a jilted lover when Kyle shows up.*
[21:39] <Jillian> Kyle: *giant green chicken*
[21:40] <Kai> Jason: *Punches B|*
[21:40] <Jillian> man I should read Kyle's stuff. He's such a derp, he's like the worst GL ever and his poor girlfriend in the fridge.
[21:40] <Jillian> Kyle: *blocks... with chicken* 8D
[21:40] <Kai> Hahahaha
[21:41] <Kai> Jason: ... Damn it >:|
[21:41] <Jillian> Donna: Guyyyyysss quit it *bitchwhine*
[21:42] <Kai> Jason: ... *Shoots in the face*
[21:42] <Jillian> snork
[21:43] <Jillian> WHAT IT WAS AT THE LOWEST SETTING !!!!!! GEEZ GUYS >:O
[21:43] <Kai> YEAH GEEZ AND BOB UNCLOAKED IT
[21:43] <Kai> be...cause he could read Jason's intent
[21:43] <Jillian> if you know what I mean
[21:43] <Kai> They made a ~connection~
[21:43] <Jillian> IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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[21:44] <Jillian> You should write a Very Secret Diary for Jason all during Countdown.
[21:45] <Kai> pfffhahaha
[21:46] <Kai> "Donna's neckline changed again. More boobs, sweet."
[21:46] <Jillian> hahahahah
[21:46] <Slarti> "Still not Batman."
[21:46] <Kai> XD
[21:46] <Jillian> HAHA yes thank you Slarti
[21:47] <Kai> Jason: "This issue Kyle turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Finally shut up."
[21:48] <Jillian> Kyle: "This issue I turned into a horrible vampiric monster demon thing. Jason smelled delicious. Was horrified into silence."

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[14:43] <Jillibean> hahahahahahha
[14:45] <Slarti> snorrrrt
[14:45] * Jillibean cries laughing at Jaime
[14:47] <Jillibean> I'M THE PRETTIEST TIME PRINCESS B|
[14:48] <Slarti> hahaha

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- "Ooh Captain America: a fan-fiction"
- Canon Kreeptonian
- B-belt buckle lmao
- Aww.jpg
- Auugh.jpg

<Slarti> I really wish the dialogue, during the Darkseid/Superman fight, where Darkseid's flipping out about Superman daring to touch him, had been written so Superman replied, "Superman dares all, Darkseid!"
<Slarti> It wouldn't really have made up for the idiocy of the fight, but it would've at least been mildly funny.
* Jillian then pictures Superman lounging casually on Mary Marvel's couch, eating all the nachos, rearranging her TiVo, x-raying her walls for lead in the paint, etc.

( We took all of the continuity from both DC and Marvel. They can't be trusted with it anymore. )

<Slarti> snork. Google Image Searching for "Rip Hunter" (including the quotes, so it's a single string) also gets me hints for "RIP, Hunter S. Thompson"
<Me> hahaha, yeah, I was just dealing with that
<Me> incidentally, a Flickr image search somehow also turns up a picture of Jesus. OH SH--
<Slarti> hahaha
<Slarti> Rip: Now you know why I don't tell anyone my real name, BOOSTER. B|


(another image search result...)

At scans_daily, commenters discuss the DCU writers' use of Luthor to vent their frustration at the American people for voting for Bush:

davidkevin: Truth be told I'd prefer Lex Luthor and Pete Ross to the monsters who usurped the Presidency and Vice Presidency in this universe.

dave_littler: It's tough to point at any single thing President Luthor ever did in office that's worse than what Bush has done. I admit I'm not a big DCU fan, but did he ever do anything which racked up 1,000,000 innocent deaths? If not, Bush has got that on him.

ezrael: Bush didn't inject himself with liquid kryptonite mixed with Bane's venom.

I'm not saying he wouldn't, merely that he didn't.

( Now with 20% more Rip Hunter. )

<kai> ............... Are
<kai> Are Booster's lasers
<kai> Really, really called "Booster Shots"
<Jillian> hahahahahahahaha

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(Talking about holographic image inducers)
<Jillian> ahjslhfahahaha Skeets should get one. And he can take the form of every cute animal sidekick, ever. Or, when he's bored, just a floating head.
<kai> Ahahahaha MFY
<Jillian> Skeets: *floating Rip head*
<kai> Skeets via Rip head: B|   Booster: WHAT DID I- wait. Skeets D:<
<Jillian> X3 X3
<Jillian> Skeets: BOOSTER TIME IS HARDENED, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
<kai> Booster: Don't you lecture me, Mr. NO MAN ESCAPES ME.
<Jillian> Skeets: But I am RIP HUNTER, stubbly man of SCIENCE ACTION!

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* kai browses for characters that have appeared with Boo- ... /Awkward Man/???
<kai> Who the fuck
<kai> AWKWARD MAN.
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Atreyu> So, the normal team-up for Booster, then?

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<kai> Superboy appears to be trying to show Spoiler how to shake her booty whilst Cass hangs out on the ceiling.
<FP> Cass likes to watch.
<Jillian> Lulz, I see Animal Man is on the floor. AWESOME
<kai> this is the comic that panel is from
<Jillian> aaaand Batman is at the bar. scaring away would-be underage drinkers, no doubt.
<kai> Seriously, it's like, this party was designed to catch Poison Ivy?
<kai> Why did this require the entire Batfamily plus a million
<Jillian> Yeah, if anybody, you'd think they would be CONSPICUOUSLY PARTY POOPER ABSENT.
<kai> You'd think. Maybe they advertised it as a costume party.
<kai> SUPRISE! BATFUCKED.

<j> D'awwwww. Poor BB.
<n> D'awwww.
<j> he's just like ":|"
<k_> XD
<k_> Rocket penguins?
<j> become a leopard seal, BB! and EAT THEM :D
* k_ wonders how Batman feels about having not only rocket penguins but two random Titans in his cave
<k_> *Snrk*
<k_> Batman: ... No more slumber parties B|
<k_> And... the helmets have little umbrellas on the sides. JUST IN CASE you couldn't tell who was responsible!
<j> hahahaha
<j> Batman: Eh, Aqualad can't do shit.
<j> Robin: Jesus, I know they're not fish, but they DO swim... step it up, Garth.
<k_> Hahaha, I bet Alfred has to bring him a glass of water EVERY. HOUR. Or maybe he just sleeps in the Bat-pool.
<j> snork
<j> Aqualad: Too much .... chlorine .... but don't dare complain ...... x____x
<k_> XD
<j> next day, Aquaman: Hey, my kid's blond now.
<k_> Batman: Kids these days >_>

( the Penguin has branding issues. )


( These are old, but necessary to understanding how our minds work. )