Alternately: take THAT, DC kink meme!


[15:57] * Kai shakes LJ. DON'T CRASH AGAIN.
[15:57] <Jillian> HAHA Kai, LJ is against our porn.
[15:59] <Bobo> what porn is it
[15:59] <Bobo> jillian are you exercising erotic fantasies about the rainbow raider.
[16:00] <Kai> sob
[16:00] <Jillian> hahahaa
[16:00] <Jillian> RR/Condiment King
[16:00] <Kai> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:00] <Jillian> oh wait
[16:00] <Kai> (saucy)
[16:00] <Jillian> it should be
[16:00] <Jillian> Condiment King/RR
[16:00] <Jillian> because CK ..... tops
[16:00] <Kai> Hahaha
[16:00] <Kai> yes
[16:01] <Kai> He's the topping type
[16:01] * Kai facepalms
[16:01] * Jillian is terrible with Kai, and will in the future threaten her with CK/RR porn
[16:01] * Kai imitates The Scream
[16:01] <Jillian> XD
[16:02] <Jillian> and RR comes rainbows, btw
[16:02] <Kai> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPECIAL SAUCE WITH THAT
[16:02] <Jillian> hahahahahhaa
[16:02] <Jillian> look what you've done, bob
[16:02] <Jillian> I hope you're proud
[16:03] <Kai> I'm questioning the lubricant properties of mayonnaise 8(

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[16:06] * Jillian starts looking up pics of CK so she can clumsily shop it together with a pic of RR. I sail this ship until the bottom falls out.
[16:06] <Kai> snfdskl;dskf
[16:07] <Kai> so that's RR
[16:07] * Kai watches him fall out of the ship
[16:08] * Kai ... into a vat of mayonnaise idk.
[16:08] <Bobo> oh christ I hate all of you

<Bobo> Candlejack, you have the ability to spread great fe

- the only thing Liefield has ever drawn well
- Batman is the master of one more art
- Hey! What're you doin--
- The facts of life
- And that's why I registered
- Everybody loves Dick
- For some reason, I laughed harder when I thought it said "paper"
- Subtle shopping
- The Anti-Life Engine
- "He's gonna fuck up people's shit in Blackest Night."
- Killing Wolverine
- YYYYEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH.
- Mr. Freeze vs. Captain Cold
- Um... is it Batman?
- Pictures of pictures
- We love you, Green Lantern!

<Jillian> ... /co/. No. (Why did I start reading again??)
<Jillian> "Sailor Moon Written by Frank Miller
<Jillian> What would it be like? Would you read it?"
<Rahne42> .......
<Slarti> hahahah
<Slarti> "By the Power of the Goddamned Moon..."
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Kaa> fast hands, big mouth...
<Jillian> at least the whores are already written in? *ducks*

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<Jillian> ................... is anyone following Final Crisis
<Jillian> not that it matters because I'm going to WTF right now about Inertia's magical girl transformation
<Slarti> Nooooo, it's a trap!
<Jillian> hfjdshfkjsdh goddamnit Piper turned himself in. fuck your conscience! anti-life equation, Piper! garharkjdhfjkd. >:O
<Slarti> Yeah, but Jill, acknowledging that Piper has Anti-Life would mean acknowledging Countdown.
<Slarti> And do you really want to do that?
<Jillian> Libra totally said it! It's too late!
<Slarti> Who? I don't know who you're talking about. In fact, I'm not even sure what comics you're referring to. Are you sure you're feeling all right?


No. No, I'm not feeling all right at all. ;___; But this makes me feel better.

<j> also, would it kill the government to LEAVE CAPTAIN BOOMERANG'S CORPSE ALONE ALREADY? O____o Lol Nightwing #140, he's a ... flying zombie monkey.
<k> Somewhere, deep in the bowels of congress, is a very bored yet inventive clerk who somehow got elected "Dude In Charge Of Captain Boomerang's Corpse" and he is going to have his fun doing crazy shit with it, damn you all B|
<j> hahahaha
<t> XD
<t> He rents it out by the hour.
<j> Now we know what's happening to all the masses of superheroes getting killed off. They're being turned into meat puppets by bored bureaucrats.
<t> Ala Kill Bill, except less often for sex.
<k> (They certainly regretted inventing the Wheel O' Corpses that day)

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<j> I probably shouldn't facepalm at Piper telling Boomer that the Rogues "won't fill that empty hole".