[20:21] Claire: batman: WHERE DID I GO WRONG--oh, right. with everything, ever.
[20:22] Nat: "maybe it was that time I made jason wear chainmail panties and dye his hair like Dick's..."
[20:22] Jillian: HAHAHAHA
[20:22] Kai: sfdkjsflkgs
[20:22] Kai: THE HAIR DYE IS NOT CANON RARR
[20:22] Claire: I CAN'T HEAR YOULALALALALALA
[20:22] Nat: MORRISON SAYS SO
[20:22] Nat: YOU CANNOT DENY MORRISON
[20:22] Kai: MORRISON CAN GET OUT
[20:23] Claire: I CAN DENY MORRISON ALL DAY LONG
[20:23] Nat: he's somewhere making a chaos magic incantation to change your mind RIGHT NOW

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( so, you're saying /I'm/ Grant Morrison? )

06:09] kai: Ra's al Chameleon
[06:10] kai: or al Gecko
[06:10] tk: Ducard cannot lick his own eyes. Just...for the record
[06:10] claire: ra's al fortunately retaining his sanity thanks to a lack of lazarus pits
[06:10] tk: (says you)
[06:10] claire: HAHAHA
[06:11] claire: seriously, just
[06:11] claire: someday
[06:11] claire: bruce and henri have to see animated ra's
[06:11] claire: somehow
[06:11] kai: fjhgfdss XD
[06:12] tk: Like I said, Ducard would never ever let him know that he was actually Ra's as well, out of fear that animated guy would be like "REALLY? YOU ARE ALSO ME?" and never leave him alone
[06:12] claire: bruce would basically turn into mjeatingpopcorn.gif
[06:13] claire: "SO THIS IS YOUR GREAT FOUNDER"
[06:13] claire: "THE DUDE YOU'RE EMULATING AND WHOSE LEGACY YOU'RE ALL OBSESSED WITH"
[06:13] claire: glowing nipples.
[06:14] tk: "shut up. p.s. your parents are dead."

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( OH WHAT A TREE, OH WHAT A LEAF )

4chan has trolled Omegle far too many times for this to work, really, but it still yielded some lols. Here are Somarium's too.

Also, the most recent dare meme.

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<fiasco> Is Omegle what Darkseid uses to chat?

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[02:05] leah: hush/slade
[02:05] leah: watersports
[02:05] leah: no wait that's ic

Ever since I started playing at capeandcowl I have been completely distracted. Here are some hilarious DC-related links from our spam comm.

Dating Chart meme - look for Batman's, I think on the third page.
Like a Boss - okay, fine, this is totally about Iron Man and not anything to do with DC.
Tags relevant - in which we talk about the Riddler.
Cry Wolf - the game also known as werewolf or mafia. Watch who dies! See who is a wolf! O, the drama!
Trailer Triplets - what would happen if Bullseye, Carnage, and Black Mask lived together in a trailer park? They get drawn as cats, that's what.
Moar kitties - what it says
Demotivational Meme - "Breasts: Because you can't motorboat personalities".
The Disneyland Meme - everyfuckingbody goes to Disneyland, all right?
Liefield GTFO - I just died in your arms tonight. Bonus Marla Elliot.
Mystery Drink Meme - search for all three instances of Batman trying to kryptonite-punch Smallville!Clark.
Things that matter in life - Duh.
Slow motion you guys - sslloowwmmoo
Buy Shamwow or I'll blow things up - as it says
Thomas Elliot insults Bullseye and Carnage - that's right, THOMAS. ELLIOT.
Best Spidey app ever - Now this is a story.