[09:19] Jillian: haha Slarti, I am two for two in Dr. Scott's quiz. Clearly I would be an awesome comic book doctor.
[09:20] Slarti: hahaha
[09:20] Jillian: aw I missed the third. still, 2/3 isn't bad >_> it's certainly much better than Dr. Crane.
[09:22] Slarti: So, not quite ready to be The Best (Neuro|Plastic|Cardiothoracic)Surgeon in the World, then.

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[21:57] Takhys: Slarti, my heart, I suspect that you will appreciate this. My midterm was so terrible that after it was over (and a few beers into the recoup phase) one of the guys in my class described it thusly: 'Okay, do you know comics?  I feel like that exam was thrown off the Washington bridge and no matter how I tried to catch it, something DIED.'
[21:58] Jillian: lmao.
[21:59] Takhys: I asked him if he thought the final would just be a clone of the midterm.
[21:59] Takhys: ...and was promptly stabbed.
[22:03] Slarti: hahahha
[22:03] Slarti: Alternative response: "So, you found it was a snap, then?"
[22:03] Takhys: Boo, hiss.

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[11:35] Jillian: /enfolds takh in a pancake
[11:35] Takhys: :o
[11:35] Takhys: I am delicious.
[11:38] Jakavedria: /nibble
[11:39] Takhys: /tastes of pamcake
[11:39] Takhys: http://www.comicspace.com/droog811/comics.php?action=read&file_id=149086
[11:43] Ariel: pamcakes is my favourite hellboy comic
[11:43] Takhys: And Ariel, you're my favourite pamcake.
[11:50] *** Ariel has left the chat.
[11:50] Slarti: She will never come back to us now.

....jiiiiii-gu-ly-puuuuuuuuuff >B|

Look, if you don't understand these.... it's just for the best.


[02:30] * Ray composes slow, romantic music to fit to your heartbeat, which Superman is listening to from two miles away, JohnB.
[02:32] * Ray is in the sewers altering the piping with plans carefully constructed by Superman so that your waste products may be collected by him and used as a sculptural medium for Superman's ongoing project of a bust devoted to you, JohnB, his passionate love. Even such base materials are sacred to him, having passed through the gates and valves of your body.
[02:32] * Ray loves you, JohnB. Loves you with the intensity of Superman thrashing against the waves of a thousand burning suns in order to burn your image forever into his retinas.
[02:34] * Ray steps back to allow Superman to gnaw off one of your legs, JohnB, so that he may later reguritate the flesh, hardening it around the bone and creating a rather unsanitary club with which he will use to beat you to death so that your corpse may provide his beloved Batman with a mystery to solve.
[02:34] <JohnB> ...where did you get these
[02:34] <Ray> I made them.

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[01:37] * Ray has been slowly but carefully posioning your wine, Cait, with a chemical supplied by Superman so that when you pass on your brains and other vital organs will turn to liquid so that your body may be more easily mummified and the liquids drunk by Superman who is eternally thirsty for your entire being.
[01:38] <Metody> RAY
[01:39] * Ray breathes shallowly against the back of your neck with the same intensity as Superman, Metody

Not really. Haw haw. It's just that lately, we've been caught up in the Iron Man frenzy and most of the quotes have little or nothing to do with the DCU, except for when Batman makes things in a cave, out of scrap metal (FROM STARK ENTERPRISES, THAT IS). But /co/ also loves Rorschach.

I am one of the four posters. Can you guess which one? Pic unrelated.

And now it's time for! RECENTLY OVERHEARD ON THE INTARWEBS.

• "CLARK IS MADE OF TINY CONFUSED KITTENS THAT BARELY UNDERSTAND THE WORLD AROUND THEM."
• "Dick Grayson is enough of a slut that he is no longer a valid form of identifying a character's sexuality."
• "There is absolutely no significant board that will not, at the drop of a hat, have a Phoenix Wright thread."
• "What kind of world do we live in where a zombie can't shave a sheep in his own living room without fear of recrimination?"
• "Obama/Dent 2008. Take back Gotham City. Take back America."

If you can correctly identify where each quote comes from (scans_daily, /co/, or the channel), you will win a free Rorschach in a fridge.

Has "my parents are dead!!!" been beaten to death already? NO. NEVER.

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Dear Simon Dark: ........... what
- fhjklfhdjahjwhj
- ?!

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Swamp Thing: Elemental. Defender of the Green. Scenester.

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WHAT IF? J.J. Jameson were part of the DC universe?
- short version
- long version

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<Slarti> Oh, hey, look, the last thing I said, according to my command buffer, was: <Slarti> (And, due to recent comics, I say again: God*dammit*, Grant...)
<Jillibean> lulz
<Slarti> Can we please get someone to adjust his dose? Someone? Please?
<Terana> People have tried, Slarti. But any mere mortal who gets within arms' length of him gets high by proxy. :(
<Terana> ...really, it's sort of why DC keeps him around.

... of your favorite comic book creators! As originally presented by /co/, but transcribed for YOU with LOVE.


( Frank Miller )

( Alan Moore )

( Grant Morrison )

( Stan Lee )

( Ed Brubaker )

Finally, Scans_Daily weighs in on the upcoming Capcom vs. DC game:

If someone performs a fatality on Spoiler, does she get a memorial?

Is Dan Didio the final boss? And if so, is Adam Beechen the fatality he performs on Cass?

Do the Superbuddies get special Friendship finishing moves?

Can Barbara Gordon be a Kombatant? Her finishing move can be pressing the A button, then the entire Justice League dog-piles her enemy.

If Superboy-Prime performs his Fatality and punches through time, does the game turn into Street Fighter 2?

Will Ralph and Sue randomly possess the Kombatants and make out?

And the most pressing question of all... is Ambush Bug unlockable?

Hot.

JLA Alternate Universe Sex Scandal!!

"Justice League members (hur hur) were recently dismayed by the discovery of alternate versions of themselves stemming from a hitherto unknown universe which has since been dubbed Earth 3some. [...]"

Contains unlawful swipe of a picture with link to its original poster.

Also, sex. Contains sex. SCANDALOUS SEX.

And now for an old classic: ( the origins of CreepySupes. )

... so you don't have to!

• For some reason I finished this thread with, "it's only a model".
  
  
• LEX. That's terrible.
  
  
• Have you ever wondered about the outcome of a fight between the Question and Kira from Death Note? ... Yeah, me either.
  
  
• Bah! Get! Get! Shoo!
  
  
• Booster: Well, in the future—
  (Starman crashes through wall)
  Starman: OH YEAH!
  
  
• D'aww. Creeper/Harley OTP.
  
  
• Can anybody tell this man who he is?
  
  
• Bonus, not-even-DC pic: this is cute, but what the crap is going on here??
  
  
• Okay, serious warning. If you don't wanna cry at work or whatever, then don't click this. Unless you're an unsentimental bastard like Slarti, in which case, go on, click it, see if it MELTS YOUR TIN HEART.
  
  
• To apologize for the above, let's do a barrel roll.

- In reaction to the latest fuck-up on Countdown or Gotham Underground, simply look at this scan of Batman. Instant lulz.

- Tim has issues. (NSFW) Thank you for illustrating them, however you are!

- Booster Bustier Gold, best Green Lantern ever! slowpoke.

- Ohhhh! I see what you did there.

- I think J'onn would be a little offended at being at all associated with scientology, but hey. It could definitely be worse.

\m/ OREOS FOR XENU!! \m/

<Jillian> wh.....at
<Kai_> "over 63 metahuman abilities" what, not OVER NIIIIINE THOOOOOOUUUUSAAAAND?
<Kai_> Also I do not think parallel universe probability works that way :(
<Jillian> hahaha WHAT?? OUTRAGEOUS, KAI
<Kai_> "countermeasures against Themysciran magic in the event of an Amazon Attack" O RLY
<Kai_> I wonder if Attack was capitalised BEFORE that series
<Kai_> "He hits Wally West with a beam that takes away his protective aura, so that the very act of running damages him faster than his Healing Factor can keep up with" Wally has what. ... Speed Force >:/
<Terana> EVERYONE has a healing factor, baby.
<Jillian> "Triumph later came under the influence of a malign Thunderbolt named Lkz" .... really. "Lkz"?
<Slarti> Ah, yes.
<Terana> Unless they're wimminz. Then cold temperatures'll neutralise it.
<Terana> *roundabout*
<Jillian> At the end of this arc, the Spectre transformed Triumph into ice and prepared to smash him with a hammer, but was stopped by a compassionated plea by the angel Zauriel.
<Jillian> His ice form was stored in the Justice League headquarters. Grant Morrison, the writer of this story, later destroyed the headquarters, but forgot to remove Triumph from there, presumably killing him in the process.
<Jillian> Yay, Grant!
<Kai_> Thunderbolts need no vowels
<Kai_> And lulz
<Kai_> So the JLA can terraform Mars, but only if the Earth needs evacuating, bitches.
<Terana> Well, you know what they call proactive heroes.
<Terana> Tony Stark.
<Jillian> hahahahaa
<Terana> :(
<Slarti> Thunderbolts are from the 5th Dimension. They don't use vowels; just ask Mxyzptlk.

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<Jillian> "A brilliant doctor named Dr. Engstrom reconnected his optic nerves to his fingertips, enabling him to see through them." I'm not sure we're all using the same definition of "brilliant", here.
<Kai_> ... Hahaha um
<Terana> Eyes do not work like that. ._.
<Kai_> That's... no.
<Shard> That word you keep using. I do not think it means what you think it means.
<Jillian> "I've reconnected your eyes to your FINGERS!!"     "BRILLIANT!!!!"
<Mattybee> "MAN MASTURBATING IS SO WEIRD NOW >_<"
<Terana> It's a Guinness commercial!
<Kai_> Thanks, Matty, for taking it there
<Mattybee> No problem

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In other news, Grant Morrison is insane, which we knew but now we know. It's magic!

"I thought he was a trick by Glycon the Roman snake god."

• "Alan Moore believes in Grant Morrison."
  "That's one person, I guess."
• "Alan Moore knows perfectly well that his encounter with Grant Morrison was a drug-induced hallucination, but does not particularly care. The way he sees it, authors are only important in terms of their effect on the human mind, and Moore's mind is exactly where this author comes from."
• "HI MY NAME IS GRANT! I TAKE DRUGS AND THEN WRITE COMICS ABOUT CHARACTERS TAKING DRUGS AND LEARNING THEY'RE IN A COMIC!"

( Let my Swamp Monster Go! )








R.I.P. Piper's former lead weight, James Jesse.