[22:35] ariel: TIM GUNN'S HUGS ARE MADE OF UNICORN SIGHS
[22:35] jilli: *
[22:36] anna: ............tim gunn is the best alfred ever
[22:36] anna: batman comes home covered in bruises, bleeding like whoa
[22:36] anna: tim gunn just stands back and goes "this concerns me."

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[09:47] <Kai> lmao Batman Brave and the Bold
[09:48] <Kai> Ollie: Sounds like you're afraid I'm going to top you again. / Batman: Again? / Ollie: Like always.
[09:48] <Jillian> Pppffffff

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NONE OF YOU ARE DARKSEID'S BOO! YOU ARE ALL DARKSEID'S SLAVES! ALL OF YOU! HUMANS ARE ALL UNWORTHY OF BOO STATUS!

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- hope
- I picked this up off the DC kink meme. Whose is it?
- >:(
- D'AWWWWWW
- Spidey vs. THE WALL
- Spidey goes undercover

Alternately: take THAT, DC kink meme!


[15:57] * Kai shakes LJ. DON'T CRASH AGAIN.
[15:57] <Jillian> HAHA Kai, LJ is against our porn.
[15:59] <Bobo> what porn is it
[15:59] <Bobo> jillian are you exercising erotic fantasies about the rainbow raider.
[16:00] <Kai> sob
[16:00] <Jillian> hahahaa
[16:00] <Jillian> RR/Condiment King
[16:00] <Kai> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:00] <Jillian> oh wait
[16:00] <Kai> (saucy)
[16:00] <Jillian> it should be
[16:00] <Jillian> Condiment King/RR
[16:00] <Jillian> because CK ..... tops
[16:00] <Kai> Hahaha
[16:00] <Kai> yes
[16:01] <Kai> He's the topping type
[16:01] * Kai facepalms
[16:01] * Jillian is terrible with Kai, and will in the future threaten her with CK/RR porn
[16:01] * Kai imitates The Scream
[16:01] <Jillian> XD
[16:02] <Jillian> and RR comes rainbows, btw
[16:02] <Kai> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPECIAL SAUCE WITH THAT
[16:02] <Jillian> hahahahahhaa
[16:02] <Jillian> look what you've done, bob
[16:02] <Jillian> I hope you're proud
[16:03] <Kai> I'm questioning the lubricant properties of mayonnaise 8(

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[16:06] * Jillian starts looking up pics of CK so she can clumsily shop it together with a pic of RR. I sail this ship until the bottom falls out.
[16:06] <Kai> snfdskl;dskf
[16:07] <Kai> so that's RR
[16:07] * Kai watches him fall out of the ship
[16:08] * Kai ... into a vat of mayonnaise idk.
[16:08] <Bobo> oh christ I hate all of you

Not Always Right: Guess who answers the phone?
Amazing powers.

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[20:39] <Jillian> pfffft
[20:39] <WorkRya> A-at least he isn't eating it sideways. Just ...pierced.
[20:40] <Anniepants> Without actually seeing the picture, Ray, that comment blows my mind.
[20:40] <Yarns> so
[20:40] <Yarns> not clicking that, then

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[17:23] * Jillibean is checking to see if there is another Gotham DR, and runs across the "foxylucius" comm with the subtitle "Touch Mah Nopples Botmon".
[17:23] <Bobo> ................................
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAT
[17:23] <Bobo> WHAAAAAT
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> jill
[17:23] <Cait> what the hell
[17:23] <Bobo> AAAAAAA
[17:23] <Jillibean> :>
[17:23] <Treyuonaship> please tell me you just made that up
[17:23] <Jillibean> I did not
[17:23] <Slarti> ...
[17:23] <Slarti> Well.
[17:24] <Slarti> My, my.
[17:24] <Slarti> Isn't that something.

- hideous Riddler videos
- so happy together
- re: the reference in a recent Riddler comic by xanykaos
- the Question and Rorschach also by xanykaos

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[17:20] flik: Does Ra's have a son in the comics? :o
[17:20] kai: you mean besides Talia?
[17:20] kai: *bricked*
[17:20] flik: XD
[17:20] jilli: I don't thi--pffff
[17:20] sho: XDDD
[17:21] flik: Well
[17:21] flik: She SORT OF becomes his son in Batman Beyond, I guess
[17:21] kai: ..............
[17:21] jilli: ha! so true
[17:21] sho: o.0
[17:21] flik: In a really messed up twisted kinda way?
[17:21] kai: wow, thanks for the reminder of that
[17:21] flik: Ra's takes over her body >.>
[17:21] kai: sob Ra's, so creepy
[17:21] flik: And, uh, makes out with Bruce in it
[17:21] flik: So I hear
[17:21] kai: yes .____.
[17:22] sho: O.O
[17:22] flik: I missed that episode apparently :<
[17:22] flik: I HAVE TO YOUTUBE IT
[17:22] jilli: just one kiss >_>
[17:22] flik: That's all it takes
[17:22] jilli: haha
[17:22] kai: XD
[17:22] flik: YOU KNOW HE'D BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR DECADES

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[16:49] <Kai> kai: he is the trampiest Robin
[16:49] <Kai> sara: He really is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: but
[16:49] <Kai> sara: look who his mother is
[16:49] <Kai> sara: /:
[16:49] <Kai> kai: XD point
[16:49] <Kai> sara: lol
[16:49] <Kai> kai: You know what, I would have loved to see Jason tell Damian he'd banged his mother
[16:49] <Kai> sara: oh
[16:49] <Kai> sara: my
[16:49] <Kai> sara: god
[16:49] <Kai> sara: that would be nothing short of amazing
[16:49] <Bobo> Oracle: *expertly photoshops Talia into all sorts of compromising positions for this purpose*
[16:50] <Bobo> Talia: D: noes they be questionin my virtuez
[16:50] <Jillibean> Terry: Shut up, /Ra's/.

4chan has trolled Omegle far too many times for this to work, really, but it still yielded some lols. Here are Somarium's too.

Also, the most recent dare meme.

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<fiasco> Is Omegle what Darkseid uses to chat?

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[02:05] leah: hush/slade
[02:05] leah: watersports
[02:05] leah: no wait that's ic

Ever since I started playing at capeandcowl I have been completely distracted. Here are some hilarious DC-related links from our spam comm.

Dating Chart meme - look for Batman's, I think on the third page.
Like a Boss - okay, fine, this is totally about Iron Man and not anything to do with DC.
Tags relevant - in which we talk about the Riddler.
Cry Wolf - the game also known as werewolf or mafia. Watch who dies! See who is a wolf! O, the drama!
Trailer Triplets - what would happen if Bullseye, Carnage, and Black Mask lived together in a trailer park? They get drawn as cats, that's what.
Moar kitties - what it says
Demotivational Meme - "Breasts: Because you can't motorboat personalities".
The Disneyland Meme - everyfuckingbody goes to Disneyland, all right?
Liefield GTFO - I just died in your arms tonight. Bonus Marla Elliot.
Mystery Drink Meme - search for all three instances of Batman trying to kryptonite-punch Smallville!Clark.
Things that matter in life - Duh.
Slow motion you guys - sslloowwmmoo
Buy Shamwow or I'll blow things up - as it says
Thomas Elliot insults Bullseye and Carnage - that's right, THOMAS. ELLIOT.
Best Spidey app ever - Now this is a story.

[12:21] <Jillibean> "Jon Osterman/Bruce Wayne, PG-13" ha ha ha oh you.
[12:21] <Terana> Oh, internet.
[12:21] <Terana> No.
[12:22] <Jillibean> written by "bubastis", incidentally.
[12:22] <Jillibean> ... 32 minutes ago?
[12:23] * Terana throws things.
[12:23] <Terana> Damn cat.
[12:24] <Jillibean> hahaha the author's note: "I really have no idea what this is. I've been awake since Thursday night."
[12:24] <Terana> Here, young one. I will help you sleep.
[12:24] <Terana> Forever.
[12:24] <Jillibean> X3
[12:25] <Nix> lol
[12:25] <Jillibean> "Jonathan Osterman is blue. Blue, and he glows. Blue, glowing, and god-like. Blue, glowing, god-like, and speaking of God, God, he looks good in a suit. Plus, he sort of sparkles." nooooooooo
[12:25] <Nix> hahahahaha
[12:25] <Nix> and he is a vampire
[12:25] <Nix> btw
[12:25] <Terana> rghgsa
[12:27] <Nix> Rorschach: Hurm. Would not have suspected. Manhattan a homosexual. Perhaps why miss Juspecyk dresses so provocatively.
[12:27] <Terana> pfff.
[12:28] <Terana> "A homosexual body and a heterosexual one contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference"
[12:30] <Tod> it could contain more particles, if you know what I'm sayin'
[12:30] <Tod> ><
[12:30] <Jillibean> lulz
[12:30] <Nix> hahahahaha
[12:30] <Terana> "...shut up, Adrian."

Not really. Haw haw. It's just that lately, we've been caught up in the Iron Man frenzy and most of the quotes have little or nothing to do with the DCU, except for when Batman makes things in a cave, out of scrap metal (FROM STARK ENTERPRISES, THAT IS). But /co/ also loves Rorschach.

I am one of the four posters. Can you guess which one? Pic unrelated.

And now it's time for! RECENTLY OVERHEARD ON THE INTARWEBS.

• "CLARK IS MADE OF TINY CONFUSED KITTENS THAT BARELY UNDERSTAND THE WORLD AROUND THEM."
• "Dick Grayson is enough of a slut that he is no longer a valid form of identifying a character's sexuality."
• "There is absolutely no significant board that will not, at the drop of a hat, have a Phoenix Wright thread."
• "What kind of world do we live in where a zombie can't shave a sheep in his own living room without fear of recrimination?"
• "Obama/Dent 2008. Take back Gotham City. Take back America."

If you can correctly identify where each quote comes from (scans_daily, /co/, or the channel), you will win a free Rorschach in a fridge.

"It's a twist: Metropolis IS Gotham during the day, and Gotham is Metropolis at night. So living in one is the as living in the other. WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT ONE!"

"Go back to bed, Grant."

• observe! the perils of the multiverse.
• well, Lex, that's what you get.
• BREAKING NEWS! Tony Stark is Bruce Wayne!

( much talk of Green Lanterns, and also of J'onn, who is green. )

JLA Alternate Universe Sex Scandal!!

"Justice League members (hur hur) were recently dismayed by the discovery of alternate versions of themselves stemming from a hitherto unknown universe which has since been dubbed Earth 3some. [...]"

Contains unlawful swipe of a picture with link to its original poster.

Also, sex. Contains sex. SCANDALOUS SEX.

And now for an old classic: ( the origins of CreepySupes. )

- In reaction to the latest fuck-up on Countdown or Gotham Underground, simply look at this scan of Batman. Instant lulz.

- Tim has issues. (NSFW) Thank you for illustrating them, however you are!

- Booster Bustier Gold, best Green Lantern ever! slowpoke.

- Ohhhh! I see what you did there.

- I think J'onn would be a little offended at being at all associated with scientology, but hey. It could definitely be worse.

\m/ OREOS FOR XENU!! \m/

<Jillian> hahahaha, MUST you REALLY call Nightwing's projectiles "wingdings"
<Kai_> LOL
<Kassy> ... that just makes me think of Dick throwing random ass symbols at people.
<Kassy> SQUIGGLY AMPERSAND
<Kai_> ... Yes
<Jillian> hahahah, yes
<Jillian> *bonk* "wtf???"
<Kassy> BOLD ARROW
<Jillian> "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE COMING FROM"
<Kai_> Tim: *Studies aftermath of one of Dick's fights* But what is he trying to SAY??
<Jillian> XD
<Kassy> Tim would UNDERSTAND.
<Kassy> The HIDDEN MESSAGE
<Kassy> Of Dick's FIGHTING STYLE
<Kai_> *Snerk*
<Jillian> Tim: *doodles* b...uttse... no, I put that down for ALL of them.


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