<Jeribot> OH MAN did you see someone on my intro post was like 'Now I want to play Hellboy! Except I don't have time!' and I was like "No of course not! You should never! I MEAN. YES. DO IT."
<Slarti> That person could play Hellboy, but then due to lack of time, he's always busy off somewhere else, having his own standalone adventures while the rest of the BPRD gets fucked up by frogs and under-dwellers.
<Jeribot> hahah
<Slarti> Not that I'm making any particular sort of meta-commentary, *Mike*.

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<Jillibean> I don't know why this makes me laugh.
<Jillibean> I think it's because the mudkip is like :|
<Kai> XD
<Slarti> The mudkip's true purpose... is *sinister*.

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<RayCookies> Me and Frank Miller
<RayCookies> we're like (crosses fingers)
<RayCookies> This
<Jillian> his whores are your whores
<RayCookies> (nods sagely) Dude, once. He even let me burn one up in a vat of butterscotch
<RayCookies> We drank fizzless cola
<Jillian> snork
<RayCookies> and nodded to each other

<t-biscuit> Oh man, I never caught this before, haha.
<t-biscuit> Harvey: "You've known [Rachel] her whole life!" Alfred: "Not yet, sir." DUN DUN FORESHADOWING
<Slarti> ahaha
<Karra> hahahahaha
<Karra> Alfred: *in on the conspiracy*, obviously
<Slarti> I just figured that, as a level 20+ Butler, Alfred had a form of precognition that was useful not only for knowing when Bruce needs him for something, but also being up on the plot.
<Karra> He needs to level up on 'telling people' then.
<Slarti> Heavens, no. The Butler is the epitome of discretion.
<Karra> Rachel: Thanks, Alfred. Good job.

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<Jillian> haha, what was All Star Alfred like anyway? I only remember him from the first issue, being Totally Manly and rescuing what's-her-face the reporter chick.
<Kai> Oh god, yeah
<Kai> Uh he... boxes
<Jillian> there was that whole spread which was like a romance novel cover-- oh lol
<Kai> And goes around shirtless saving reporter chicks in distress
* Jillian imagines comics!Alfred going "oh my".
<Kai> X3
<Kai> And he sneaks Dick hamburgers and fries
<Jillian> awww.
<Kai> ... man, All Star Alfred is the TRUE hero in that series
<Jillian> All Star Alfred should get his own title.
<Kai> Hahaha yes
<Jillian> all the narration is like "fuck, Bruce is psychotic ._. what did I do wrong??"
<Kai> X3
<Jillian> "Vicki Vale won't stop calling ;_;"
<Kai> "Damn these blasted, reckless female reporters. Always getting themselves into a predicament from which only a true gentleman such as myself may rescue them, and I without even my shirt."
<Jillian> XD
<Kai> "Master Bruce still hasn't shaved. One wonders why I bother to prepare the damn bathroom at all, but it's a step above pressing the blasted /suit/."
<Kai> ... can't stop, send help
<Jillian> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
<Kai> Uh uh THERE MAYO-NLY BE ONE CURE

<Jillian> ... /co/. No. (Why did I start reading again??)
<Jillian> "Sailor Moon Written by Frank Miller
<Jillian> What would it be like? Would you read it?"
<Rahne42> .......
<Slarti> hahahah
<Slarti> "By the Power of the Goddamned Moon..."
<Jillian> hahahaha
<Kaa> fast hands, big mouth...
<Jillian> at least the whores are already written in? *ducks*

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<Jillian> ................... is anyone following Final Crisis
<Jillian> not that it matters because I'm going to WTF right now about Inertia's magical girl transformation
<Slarti> Nooooo, it's a trap!
<Jillian> hfjdshfkjsdh goddamnit Piper turned himself in. fuck your conscience! anti-life equation, Piper! garharkjdhfjkd. >:O
<Slarti> Yeah, but Jill, acknowledging that Piper has Anti-Life would mean acknowledging Countdown.
<Slarti> And do you really want to do that?
<Jillian> Libra totally said it! It's too late!
<Slarti> Who? I don't know who you're talking about. In fact, I'm not even sure what comics you're referring to. Are you sure you're feeling all right?


No. No, I'm not feeling all right at all. ;___; But this makes me feel better.

Now pay tribute to Dadseid!

Batman disapproves. But how bad could it be?

Misty wants to know if she can has an appearance nao. (Answer: nyoro~n.)


<Jillian> hahaha, random fantasy name generator. "Nimblehands"
<Jillian> as last name??
<Slarti> (Little Robin Nimblehands. Known also for his big mouth.)

I had way more quotes, but my computer restarted.

... of your favorite comic book creators! As originally presented by /co/, but transcribed for YOU with LOVE.


( Frank Miller )

( Alan Moore )

( Grant Morrison )

( Stan Lee )

( Ed Brubaker )

Finally, Scans_Daily weighs in on the upcoming Capcom vs. DC game:

If someone performs a fatality on Spoiler, does she get a memorial?

Is Dan Didio the final boss? And if so, is Adam Beechen the fatality he performs on Cass?

Do the Superbuddies get special Friendship finishing moves?

Can Barbara Gordon be a Kombatant? Her finishing move can be pressing the A button, then the entire Justice League dog-piles her enemy.

If Superboy-Prime performs his Fatality and punches through time, does the game turn into Street Fighter 2?

Will Ralph and Sue randomly possess the Kombatants and make out?

And the most pressing question of all... is Ambush Bug unlockable?

Hot.