[00:01] <Jillian> terrible. http://r.xtarsia.net/roph/img/random/1179833987258.jpg
[00:04] <Slarti> ...Jill, that picture, WTF.
[00:05] <Jillibean> Basically this page of random pictures is the worst ever and I can't stop looking
[00:05] <Jillibean> Basically it is Takh's fault.
[00:05] <torches> is
[00:05] <torches> that
[00:05] <torches> batman licking an alfred dildo
[00:07] <Metody> An alfredo.
[00:08] <Slarti> >_o
[00:14] <Metody> What else would you call an Alfred dildo?
[00:14] <Metody> It even comes in white sauce!

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[05:33] jilli: I think pb_updates has unbearded (I just typed "unbreaded") gerard butler as a suggestion for Batman, and I just. The amount of jokes to be made.
[05:33] kay: breaded gerard butler wings
[05:33] kay: thigh of butler
[05:33] kay: ...it's 4 AM
[05:34] kay: also what is wrong with balebatman :(
[05:34] jilli: idk
[05:34] atreyu: Besides "HARRAHFJSHA JOKER HAARAGAG"
[05:34] atreyu: Oh we aren't talking about how he talks then.
[05:34] inthessaly: ... lmao
[05:34] kay: HAHAHA

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CANON KREEPTONIAN:
"In Justice League of America #1 (2006), Batman convenes a meeting of the Big Three in the Batcave to discuss membership in the new J.L.A. Superman notes that Bruce must be excited, because his pulse rate is in the forties."

Look, if you don't understand these.... it's just for the best.


[02:30] * Ray composes slow, romantic music to fit to your heartbeat, which Superman is listening to from two miles away, JohnB.
[02:32] * Ray is in the sewers altering the piping with plans carefully constructed by Superman so that your waste products may be collected by him and used as a sculptural medium for Superman's ongoing project of a bust devoted to you, JohnB, his passionate love. Even such base materials are sacred to him, having passed through the gates and valves of your body.
[02:32] * Ray loves you, JohnB. Loves you with the intensity of Superman thrashing against the waves of a thousand burning suns in order to burn your image forever into his retinas.
[02:34] * Ray steps back to allow Superman to gnaw off one of your legs, JohnB, so that he may later reguritate the flesh, hardening it around the bone and creating a rather unsanitary club with which he will use to beat you to death so that your corpse may provide his beloved Batman with a mystery to solve.
[02:34] <JohnB> ...where did you get these
[02:34] <Ray> I made them.

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[01:37] * Ray has been slowly but carefully posioning your wine, Cait, with a chemical supplied by Superman so that when you pass on your brains and other vital organs will turn to liquid so that your body may be more easily mummified and the liquids drunk by Superman who is eternally thirsty for your entire being.
[01:38] <Metody> RAY
[01:39] * Ray breathes shallowly against the back of your neck with the same intensity as Superman, Metody

And now for an old classic: ( the origins of CreepySupes. )

<Jillian> hahahaha, MUST you REALLY call Nightwing's projectiles "wingdings"
<Kai_> LOL
<Kassy> ... that just makes me think of Dick throwing random ass symbols at people.
<Kassy> SQUIGGLY AMPERSAND
<Kai_> ... Yes
<Jillian> hahahah, yes
<Jillian> *bonk* "wtf???"
<Kassy> BOLD ARROW
<Jillian> "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE COMING FROM"
<Kai_> Tim: *Studies aftermath of one of Dick's fights* But what is he trying to SAY??
<Jillian> XD
<Kassy> Tim would UNDERSTAND.
<Kassy> The HIDDEN MESSAGE
<Kassy> Of Dick's FIGHTING STYLE
<Kai_> *Snerk*
<Jillian> Tim: *doodles* b...uttse... no, I put that down for ALL of them.


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